The great beast has crumbled! What awaits our intrepid youths?
Magic John
Totally Rad
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Oh-oh-oh-oh, what's that?! Is that a maru (Japanese period) I spy falling from Jake's lips? Why, Jake, you kidder! Ace skateboarder, gnarly surfer, and a master of foreign tongues? You renaissance dude, you.
Magic John
Totally Rad
John!
Professor!
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Are you the one who saved me?
Yessir!
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The inane banter of Magic John gets deftly skewered by Rad's scriptwriter.
Magic John
Totally Rad
Take a look!
The underground people are going back home.
They were simply provoked by Edogy.
They might actually be the original inhabitants of this earth...
Edogy, one must assume, was the evil dark professor-abducting king John/Jake just killed. Nice of them to tell us now.
Magic John
Totally Rad
Dad!! John!!
Dad, I'm so glad you're safe.
Yuu! What are you doing here?
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Master Pong brought me here.
Yeah, 'cause, you know, they're in California, 'cause they're, like, dudes.
Magic John
Totally Rad
John, thank you so much.
Eheheh.
No problem. But where's Master Pong?
You know, I saw a horrible fansub of Magic Knight Rayearth once. At least, I'm assuming it was a fansub. The biggest problem was that the translator decided to that the affectionate Japanese name suffix "-chan" had to be rendered "-ster" in English. Every time.
"Fuu-ster!" "Umi-ster!" "Fuu-ster!" "Umi-ster!"
And I'm like NO! BAD! WRONG! YOU SUCK!, but it just kept doing it. So don't do that.
And that's my "ster" story. Nothing really to do with Rad; I just thought you should know. Now where is the Zebster, anyway...?
