NOVEMBER 30 2024
It has been a few months since I last updated this website. I had plans, lots of plans! (Which will continue to wait for the time being.) I had also, in secret, organized documents of information on various addresses like on the website, but much more extensively. Some were more detailed than others, some had addresses that meant something to me like family members, some still had the HTML from not being finished as actual projects. It was meant to serve a resource for future plans, not the sites themselves, especially that it's formatted. The pages started out as a small project to catalog various highways and roads, as well as catch other errors that I saw on other websites like WHA and evolved into a complete nightmare. No wonder one of my "inspirations" for the pages, Downriver Locations Through the Years stopped updating after three years, he wasn't even dealing with 10,000 square miles of potential and hundreds of entries (I stopped counting) that demanded complete entries. Likewise, these "secret lists" also involve the old Former Restaurant list, which in some cases were inaccurate or outdated (I'm sure those have gotten ripped off at some wiki somewhere without credit by now), but I don't know to actually use that data. As I've mentioned before, some of the stuff on the site is being recycled on Numbered Exits but it's been slow going and Numbered Exits has poor traffic. If I'm not enjoying it (after an intense start I got burned out) and no one else is, what is the point? If anything is to be done with them, at least it should be that the actual dedicated road pages (Westheimer, Katy Freeway, FM 1960 West, I-35's multiple pages) stay up, everything else should be dissolved or built into larger pages. Even then, it would still be a pain—Other Houston Roads - Inner Loop could make for a good Westheimer Road Inner Loop page seeing as how I did actually do all that, but there's the other stuff; stuff that's going to be close to 60 new pages on Numbered Exits (or whatever) the way things are going, and that outnumbers the Westheimer entries three to one. It makes my head spin thinking about it, which is why the whole thing is so sticky to begin with. That's why I think it would be better if I continue to develop separate pages, though without updating them as constantly, or letting my latent perfectionism force history for almost everything (that was the biggest problem). In terms of that, the master list here isn't updated to account with the Numbered Exits blog yet. Either way it's a work in progress, and compatibility between the two sites (or other blogs) is the key.
As far as games go, with some games still in the "boneyard" (e.g. Bachman), games that were in the "Games I've Played" but never got a proper write-up (e.g. Mike Tyson's Punch-Out!!), and games I've played and developing stuff for but haven't gotten posted (e.g. Umihara Kawase). I ended up scrapping making other guidebooks because other than just rewriting StrategyWiki's stuff, my own stuff wasn't really "high quality" enough for a guidebook (even exclusive material) and for the games I was working on (particularly Glider PRO) I either REALLY needed more enthusiasm or getting paid for it, neither of which was happening. Someone did thank me for extracting SimCity 2000's samples and asked me where they might have come from, and that was a nice exchange but that's literally some of the only feedback I've gotten recently. Looking at something like Cythera Guides, even the "official hintbook" (as good as a real guide as you'd guide) is a black-and-white annotated version of actual maps of the game. Cythera Guides itself has no such annotated maps, but there are other maps out there, like stuff on VGMaps (specifically their Yoshi's Island stuff) but none of that stuff is really printable. I had made some line-art stuff for Power Pete but I don't think there's high demand for it...and some of my other ideas for other games basically boiled down to "stuff from game wikis without all the awful things from game wikis". I had specifically made the page for SimCity 2000 small because there wasn't much I could add to it that I couldn't find elsewhere (or more specifically, in the book)...but that is changing.
However, the recent instability of the Internet Archive (which rendered specifically the book link useless) prompted the idea of a reformatted Carbon-izer as my own archive, looking at sites like A/N/N/A/R/C/H/I/V/E (warning: some items in there are NSFW) as consideration. It would be mostly compatible with existing content, which I liked the idea of.
So there's a lot of noise and not much content in this update (hence the picture) but in short, here's the list of everything else that has been updated:
- The entry for Factorio has been updated for 2.0/Space Age as previously promised.
- Bachman has been re-added, giving the list 101 games.
- Various fixes/corrections for several games on the list: The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time, Last Call, WingNuts: Temporal Navigator, and BurgerTime.
- A chart of power plants was added to the SimCity 2000 page.
- One Piece Censorship was updated with a new entry, this time where a scalpel becomes a thermometer.
- Albertsons History has received a few new updates. Still no merger news (how much longer can we hold our breath?)
- Last but definitely not least, the Carbon-izer Archive has been launched. I will warn you—if this causes issues in any way I deem unacceptable I can and will pull the plug on it. Got it? Cool! Let me see if this doesn't cause major issues down the line!
AUGUST 31 2024
While I've covered a few of the Pokémon spin-off games like Pokémon Pinball and Pokémon Trading Card Game, I have yet to have done a mainline game. That changes with Pokémon Gold. Additionally, new posts on BurgerTime (thumbnail for this month, derived from the box art), The Dig, Urban Yeti!, and Hollow Knight have all been added. The "returning" games include The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time (fully rewritten), plus Osmos, Portal, Milestones 2000, and Pac-Man 2: The New Adventures. While a few more titles remain to be restored, that brings us to 100 games in the list, all with thumbnails. Huzzah!
With games like The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time restored on the list and a good number like 100, the remaining entries to be re-added (Bachman, The Legend of Zelda: Spirit Tracks, The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess, Machinarium, Mario Kart 64, and Space Junkie...they can wait! I did use this update to add new "box art", actually the Steam banner, to Sam & Max Hit the Road and SimCity 3000...) and made some improvements/fixes were made to The Urbz: Sims in the City as well (though it still needs real screenshots), as well as a few others. Ultimately, this means this page and all its subpages will be purged from the site. This won't happen for a while yet.
I'm slowly moving toward the big Carbon-izer reorganization project that I've thought about for a few years and what it needs. Numbered Exits is still young but has been going swimmingly with a plan in place (some of it is reposted stuff from Carbon-izer as part of an eventual plan to re-do much of the website); meanwhile, the layout of The Houston Files feels far too limiting. It copied The Arch-Ive a little too closely and started to become irrelevant when the Houston page was launched on this website. Longer term, the full city pages like Carbon-izer in Houston will go away, leaving only the dedicated entries. I used to have individual pages for Bastrop and Temple-Killeen, those were eventually subsumed by the Austin and Waco pages respectively. As a result, the "Main List" of the site looks a bit different. This is still experimental.
Of course, we're not ready to give up everything that easily. Two new pages were added to the Houston page (well, not all-new, but working off existing content). There's Defunct Apartments of Greater Inwood and the return of another page that has long since been forgotten—The Dead Restaurants of Beltway 8 and Northwest Freeway. Beyond that, there's even more things that were added or fixed...
* The Albertsons History page was updated once more with some non-merger updates, though I'm not sure of the result anymore. Will Kroger push it through or is this last struggles of a desperate company? (My personal hope is that Kroger pays for these shenanigans by not just failing but also breaking apart somehow).
* There's a page under "Junk" on Honey Nut Clusters.
* Grand Avenue Mall was delisted from the Mall Map Index until I can run some fixes on it and expand it. (Because of the format switch it was never really intended to have a full article anyway, but...).
* Franklin Avenue and New Road has a working picture of Wienerschnitzel now.
* The Corsicana Outlet Mall page got a minor update.
* McDonald's Schulenburg got an update and an upgrade to look more like a proper page now.
JULY 31 2024
As you may have noticed (or not—who really reads this site anyway?), I didn't do a June update, as it was going poorly. I ended up doing ten more games which will be posted this month instead (going up to 90). The entries that are new or returning include Blaster Master Zero, Hammerfight, Home, Last Call, The Legend of Zelda: Oracle of Ages, The Legend of Zelda: Oracle of Seasons, SimCity (1989), Spectre, Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People, and The Urbz: Sims in the City. (Due to being abandoned sometime in June, some of those entries might come across a bit slap-dash; I am aware of issues of The Legend of Zelda: Oracle of Ages (needs more screenshots), The Urbz: Sims in the City (needs box art or title) and SimCity (needs box art or title). But hey, there's ten of them! I did make some fixes to Beyond a Steel Sky and Mother, however. Anyway, what the "theme" was celebrating a 2004 road trip to Panama City Beach but the map I had wasn't in great shape, either.
What I really needed was a long NEW road trip, and that delivered. Sure there were a few rough parts but I greatly enjoyed the adventure, going through six states beyond my own, and seeing a lot, doing a lot, eating a lot. It made me realize some of my other projects wouldn't be best for the site as-is and maybe some sort of "third blog" for everything beyond the blogs for Houston and College Station-Bryan was needed (a separate Austin one would be cut). I saw a bunch of supermarkets as well including a number I had never been to before (Rouses and Ingles being highlights). In news slightly related to that the Albertsons History page has been updated. There's some stuff on the merger progress (which is now officially stalled but not dead) and a few updates; like accounting for the first Albertsons in Mississippi, first opened in 1997 and not 2000 as originally reported, mentioning the closure of the Upper Marlboro distribution center.
My initial thoughts for this new site were Ryan Road, an "anything goes" site (sadly both it and History of the Signature Inn have not updated since 2017, but his Flickr account lives on). The other inspiration for the site was Crème de Memph, a Memphis blog, which covers the history of the city by old planning documents.
Let me proudly introduce to you Numbered Exits, which covers everything beyond those two cities. What's on Carbon-izer will largely stay on Carbon-izer. The Abandoned Hempstead Shell would've been a good topic there, for instance, but it will stay on the site). I had tossed around the idea of a third blog (including an Austin area blog) but decided that maybe just a third site would be fine. I had actually considered reviving my outdated Two Way Roads for that purpose. As of this writing it has half a dozen posts, composed of a mixture of Carbon-izer.com updates and original content (or in some cases, both!). Don't get too attached to the idea of one post every weekday; there has just been a big content backlog. Likewise, The Houston Files got a big burst of content (mostly recycled from this site, though Leo's Coffee Shop is original). Some of that is partially integrated (it's not completely done yet); the Houston page lists some of its "exclusive" pages. I plan to do the same for Numbered Exits. Numbered Exits is a plan forward for re-making the site as previously discussed.
Beyond adding the ten new/updated games nothing else on the games front. The "Guides/Walkthroughs" still idles as does Yoot Tower Guides...but there is news of SimTower becoming open-source under a limited license, maybe Yoot Tower but there's no complete code. The link is here and I've reached out before.
Finally, in addition to a minor fix at Memorial City Mall where I repeat myself, I proudly induct Sawmill Square Mall into the site! That's where the thumbnail comes from, a still-operating Corn Dog 7. Yes, I DID get something there to eat.
MAY 31 2024
What's new for this month? Once again there were a few things that went for two weeks before anyone noticed, like Bugdom's page not linking properly or First Colony Mall's mall map page not showing up. See something, say something!
The thumbnail is usually video game-related and today it's "Mr. Spankles" from Beyond a Steel Sky, which has a new entry under Exor's Dungeon, and that includes a full story summary AND some additional thoughts on it. Other new/revived entries include Super Metroid, BurgerTime Deluxe, Beneath a Steel Sky, and The Sims: Bustin' Out (the Game Boy Advance version). This brings up the number of titles to 80 (I intend to do a full ten next month). Additionally, the SimCity 4 page has a few new sub-pages, including on Dr. Vu and the Barry Sanders Project.
After being a dead link for the longest time, the "Guides & Walkthroughs" page of Exor's Dungeon has been rolled out. The first game to be added does not have a dedicated page yet, it's for Mike Tyson's Punch-Out!!, a nifty printable PDF. I chose that game as a prototype to roll out the content with, and in that case, the content was pre-made. This is of course, proof of concept. Future updates will focus on games that aren't as extensively documented, but those will be coming in the future.
As part of phasing out the longer "road directory" pages, the Waco section has three new pages, though largely they're re-cut from older material (as part of this the Toys R Us page got an update). Under Houston, the McDonald's in Seabrook page got a fresh coat of paint and is now on the Houston page. "Hilton Inn Intercontinental Airport" received an update. Victoria Station got an update, too (finally featuring a picture). Unfortunately Bayport Industrial Development wasn't able to make it to the Houston page, it got re-filed in "Junk/Other Stuff".
Yoot Tower Guides got a new scan of the jewel case insert. I also reached out to Gaming Alexandria to see if they had the Japanese strategy guide but no dice.
No new mall entries this month, though Town & Country Mall got touched up.
Per an email from Dion Williams, two Columbus, Ohio China Coast restaurants have been added to the China Coast page. Additionally a Houston location has been updated to account for Red Lobster closures (that I know of; there may be more).
APRIL 30 2024
Various things in this update. The main page hasn't been rehabbed yet and of course I ran out of time on other things but there are piecemeal updates.
In Yoot Tower Guides, the section for Kegon Falls has received a major update (Kyoto Station has received some work but still wasn't available for this update).
At home, I was doing some reorganizing with a new spreadsheet that allowed me to plan out what games I had and what I needed to tackle next (settled with a full "currently playing" with half a dozen titles, and that doesn't include a minor Tetris addiction via Super Tetris 2 + Bombliss (already covered). The issue is that I'm getting burned out on the Games List. With the latest entries of Bugdom (the original—the thumbnail for this month is from one of the screenshots on its page) and The Sims (also the original) getting real pages and the three getting added back: Grim Fandango (featuring a new thumbnail!), Plants vs. Zombies, and New Super Mario Bros.—I'm risking burnout for this page. (Additionally, some errors with entries for Billy Frontier and SimCity 3000 got patched.)
The idea of them being game "pages" to add additional content isn't very practical from a site with very low readership making nothing. Part of the issue is that there's nothing I can say that hasn't already been done, even if I don't particularly like how it's done: you'll have to use Internet plugins to make some of these wikis tolerable for browsing (I recommend the Fandom Enhance plug-in for Chromium browsers)...yet at the same time I'd just be treading old ground if I posted my own stuff. On the flip side, for the less popular games it's more effort to put in effort than to get out of it. There's the issue of the axed extended Bugdom maps, my YouTube recording of Blobbo solutions, and a few others. I'm disappointed in myself that my Power Pete maps aren't printable, but the Prima guide didn't either. I'd rather add rare and original content, which is why the main list of Games will probably cease updating short of getting some big rush of activity. The other reason it's only the stuff that I'm not embarrassed to put it up there (not even the 2021/2022 Games list had EVERYTHING). As of this writing Prison Architect is the only M-rated title on there (though Hotline Miami was briefly mentioned). I'll probably stop adding to the Games List when everything from the backlog has been added back. There's still at least a dozen games to be re-added, and I'm trying to add new content (or stuff from the 2019-2022 pages) on a roughly 1:1 basis.
The other thing to note is that I'd rather collect new and rare information rather than re-tread old ground, which leads us to the "Places" section. I now have a better idea of what I want to do and how to integrate "Places" into the greater site, but my trial of trying roads/neighborhoods (in this case "Westheimer MidWest") was a disaster, and was a more complicated version of the Westheimer page. I really should've just added version 13.0 to the main page...but I've got a plan for the future that uses both The Houston Files AND the main site. But the US-290 blog...that's a different issue. Part of US-290 that made it special was taking it as a whole...but is that what people want to read, to look up specifically? Migrating everything to a new format would be a challenge enough as it is.
Still, new content continues to come in—new additions to the Houston page include The Restaurants of Wirt & Chimney Rock (which is an expansion of something originally mentioned on the Katy Freeway page, with some changes to make it less complicated) and TWO malls (see next paragraph).
Richland Mall got an update and added to the main mall page. Two competing malls were added with maps: First Colony Mall and West Oaks Mall.
There were a number of things cut out from this month, but I've got my work cut out for me! See you next month.
MARCH 31 2024
First up, I'd like to apologize. Not only did I not do an update last month but the Games Index that actually got updated was the one that was from December, not the new January one. Not that it was perfect, the link to Bugdom 2, was, well, bugged, and Prison Architect's updated page had issues as well. (It doesn't talk about the recently-announced Prison Architect 2. My opinions are wholly negative. There is no reason to expect it will show up in the page anytime soon unless as a guest article.) But there's a lot of new stuff in this update.
First up: Exor's Dungeon and its ten new articles, not counting the ten articles that were added to the list but never actually showed up (so you'll see TWENTY new ones for a total of 70). In the "all-new" category there's Billy Frontier and Zak McKracken & The Alien Mindbenders, neither of which got accolades from me...under "has a dedicated page for the first time but previously covered" there's Mother, SimCity 3000, and Wave Race 64 Kawasaki Jet Ski. Finally, five games are being brought back...The Adventures of Willy Beamish, Back to the Future: The Game (which received a major rewrite and update), The Legend of Zelda: Phantom Hourglass, Lemmings, and WingNuts: Temporal Navigator. Another thing that I should note in games going forward is they're not going to have "Buy/Info" if they're more than five years old from the addition of them to the pages. There are a few reasons for that:
- I no longer trust GOG as a storefront due to their changes in terms of service.
- I found it unfair that some truly great games (if a bit old) like Super Mario 64 were legally unavailable while Cities: Skylines was...or other issues. I wasn't going to link to GOG's version of SimCity 2000 because that version is terrible.
- People aren't visiting Exor's Dungeon to learn what exciting new games (or interesting ones they haven't heard of) are out there.
The city-related pages...that's still an issue. I dabbled with my other site, Brazos Buildings & Businesses during this time. What kind of hinged on it was something a bit more...digestible. That being said, there's a few more things that I haven't yet gotten ready for prime time yet. I didn't want to start completely re-writing my website en masse unless I had something more substantial, not to mention the "identity crisis" issue. As far as the Baton Rouge page goes that I hyped up only for it to be a dead link, I decided to permanently scrap it as I was quite dissatisfied with the page and couldn't figure out to fix it. Of note, one of the things I remember getting from the U.S.S. Kidd's gift shop but can't find any Internet evidence of, was "crawfish eggs", in a small yellow or red box. I don't remember what it was made of, but it was candy.
I'm giving the new style a spin with "Mid West - Westheimer Road" which is an update of the Westheimer Road page (if somewhat downscaled). Northwest Freeway is another issue...I'm proposing breaking up was three articles back down into a dozen again. Should I do it on the blog version?
Other than that, what else is there? A Brief History of Albertsons has been updated. Not just to account for the merger being blocked but a few other things as well...and to complement that, an article entitled "The Conversion of Jewel-Osco" (found under the Albertsons page)...Yoot Tower Guides now has the manual in PDF form.
There's a mild shakeup in the "Mall Directory Index & Quick Links" page, adding an actual page for Grand Avenue Mall and removing a stand-alone directory on Santa Fe Place (More on that later I suppose). But more importantly, a page on Houston's Town & Country Mall has been added, including a map and some information. If you purchased something from the mall in 1983 it may be worth tens of thousands dollars...details inside!
The thumbnail from this month is derived from the box of Zak McKracken & The Alien Mindbenders , which is unusual since most of the games on the list have a screenshot or other asset-derived picture as their representation, but the precedent for such things is already set with Batman: Arkham City, and besides, if/when we get into text-based games (without graphical representation, like Quarterstaff: The Tomb of Setmoth or Eric the Unready box art IS going to be the main standard.
JANUARY 31 2024
As I alluded to in the previous month, Carbon-izer is facing a bit of an identity crisis. One of the things I've written the most for is "Places" but it's not easy to navigate or readable, and even though it came as an idea to expand upon Brazos Buildings & Businesses, it still has very poor integration with the site as-is, and because the site is a personal endeavor and makes hardly any profit or views (much less for the "Places") entries, it's difficult to justify further additions on that front, even if I have further plans and ideas on it.
I tossed around a few ideas—with the existing blogs, I thought up a blog for Waco-Temple-Killeen, a blog for Austin, and a blog for everything else...but what was I going to do, add 200+ entries to The Houston Files? While I did in fact consider that for a second, it was too impractical. I had built a page a few updates ago on "The H-E-B Stores of Houston" but I had a problem. I couldn't effectively make that the "only" page for H-E-B because it crossed over with so many other different stores. 2300 North Shepherd Drive was a Fiesta. A proposed addition to the page (the 249/Louetta store), was later a Stein Mart. 16811 El Camino Real and 10251 Kempwood Drive both used to be Albertsons. The difference between H-E-B page and what it was compared to, in this case, Waco's Ivy Square page, is that they were physically close together.
Compounding the existing issues with "Places" is something I discovered this month: West Houston Archives' photos seem to be gone now...for a while, the actual webpages were still up, but the FM 1960 West page, which hinged on WHA for completion as well as a few other pages. As far as FM 1960 West goes, the list of photos and some descriptions can still be found on Archive.org but it's the photos that were the most valuable. (While I've confirmed John is alive and well, the pictures are still MIA). Nevertheless, I'm making a few notes on FM 1960, namely that Golden Chick at the Shell (11702 FM 1960 West) finally opened, G Motors is moving due to some dogs ripping apart fenders, and the old Jack in the Box at 1602 FM 1960 West became Daiquiri Island To Go.
On top of ALL THAT, somehow the Baton Rouge section as mentioned last month never got added! Well, it was never that good to begin with. Mostly it was just a few disparate items without many pictures or something new to add. No one has asked about it anyway.
While I do have some ideas on how to fix the existing pages without completely ruining what I did, it would require a significant amount of work and I'm not sure I want to commit.
Even if I was to fix all the issues with the pages, the "Places" page is sizable enough to be its own site, with everything in between--the random stuff that doesn't really fit, Muppets, Barbie dolls with weight problems, getting angry over soap, and so on...could be considered sideshows to either site.
The other site being Exor's Dungeon, of course.
Like I said back in February of last year, building themed sites-within-a-site is interesting but it's outside the scope of this site...and the only "sub-site" that was completed, on SimCity 2000, wasn't meant to be a "complete" page. Sure, it has links to SimCity 2000: Power, Politics, And Planning, Revised Edition but that's not much of what I COULD do (why, I didn't even explain the menu options myself)...and other content is buried within their respective "review" pages. The Shivah's page features the soundtrack (of the 2013 "Kosher Edition" anyway), there's a maps page for Power Pete, the entire in-game help menu of NewCity, an exclusive scan for The Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening (see the page), and so on.
What came to mind was the game pages of Nintendo circa 2002 (the early Game Boy Advance/GameCube years), which had a page for each game with a description and release dates, with some extra information, some not. Naturally, the games that would get more information were Nintendo's own games but otherwise forgotten third party games would be discussed. You can see an example of Jonny Mosely Mad Trix (it was a snowboarding game basically in the vein of Tony Hawk's Pro Skater and sequels)...though rarely were these completely filled out, even recent first-party games.
The good news is that the way this site is built that's easy to adapt, but because I only do games that I play, I can't do it for every game. There are over 700 licensed SNES games released in North America. The list as of December 31, 2023 has eleven of them. 13 if you count SimAnt and SimCity 2000 (which got SNES ports as well). Super Tetris 2 + BomBliss isn't counted due to its Japan-only release. I don't see myself covering every game, and the format for it is too antiquated to be crowdsourced. No one has asked for any requests ("Could you write about Deus Ex?") or asked for a submission ("I want to do a guest post on Mister Mosquito!") or asked about a currently-unavailable entry ("Hey, what happened to your thing on Beneath a Steel Sky?").
Part of my vision for Exor's Dungeon is to be more like an ever-growing quirky video game magazine. Strategy guides, of course, are generally seen as off-growth from that, with plenty of them have been published over the years with varying degrees of quality and I kind of wanted to have that same sort of feel here. Of course, some of them are expensive and not everyone has the time or space, and some of them never GOT strategy guides, some of them just sketches of levels made by designers. (This was the modus operandi of Nintendo's hotline, some pages were basically color pages from the official guides like the NES Game Atlas, while others were just aforementioned sketches that were photocopied.
In the absence of "Places", most of the "other" content can be shuffled along to the side, especially if it's some sort of adjacent hobby or other small page. Kentie.net (home of the "Deus Exe" launcher and my basis for the "Games I've Played" by year page) has some bicycle stuff. Random Hoo Haas has a somewhat sizable page on Red Dwarf, and the late Game Urara magazine ranges from maps of DOOM II to weird Japanese fetish pornography. (Link is somewhat NSFW, as it doesn't show the content in question, just discussed).
Recently, the Yoot Tower manual, as seen on Yoot Tower Guides showed up elsewhere...which while not unexpected, is discouraging since I've gotten no feedback about the page, enraging even!
So that's the main issues. Still, I wanted to restore four titles to the Exor's Dungeon Game Pages: Prison Architect (rated GOOD), EarthBound (also rated GOOD), DOOM (rated NO RATING), and Five Nights at Freddy's (also rated as No Rating). This brings it up to 60 and surpassing the original peak of 57.
While there have been the customary touch-ups and fixes to other games on the list, two changes to be made is that there will no longer always be a "fun" stat, which for every game was a wholly unique item in the "Game Info" section. Just a random selection, Batman: Arkham Asylum got "Hardest Boss", E.V.O.: Search for Eden has "Japanese Title, Lit.", Factorio has "Best Achievement", Mother 3 has "Original Subtitle", Quarterstaff: The Tomb of Setmoth has "First Discovered", Stunt Race FX has "Assistant Developer", and so on. Nothing was removed but it's not sustainable.
Due to next month being shorter (even though it's a leap year), I don't see myself doing an update. Maybe we'll see something March 31st.
Additionally, there were some other touch-ups and fixes to other games as normal.
DECEMBER 31 2023
This is going to be another underwhelming update, and there's reasons. Part of it is just personal issues (and as stated I won't give up on the website due to that, but that's not an absolute promise). Part of the issue with this update is that I've already added lots of content, with the August 31st update getting over 100 item updates. Some of those were fun to do, but the "Other Roads" only diluted the original concept, and digging through archives, I've mulled over reworking the section somehow.
That said, I wanted to celebrate December 2003 somehow, something I touched on back in the old Carbon-izer Blog (the predecessor to this site). While I couldn't do everything...the "World's Largest Entertainment McDonald's" (the one in Oklahoma at the time was technically larger) could've been a contender I decided to trim down the concept and instead at least expand Places to have links to everything related and added a new Baton Rouge section. Of course, in the process, I realized that one of the reasons I've never added Baton Rouge is I barely have photos of the city and none of the resources I use for Houston, Austin, et. al. are available, and the more think I about it I question even keeping the site in its current form...obviously this won't happen for a few months at the minimum but it feels very "rearranging the deck chairs on the Titanic"-esque.
Instead we focus on Exor's Dungeon (which has a few of its own problems, though not as pressing, we'll discuss that next month), specifically the game reviews. I added five to celebrate 2003 in some way (all of which were games at my uncle's house): Mario Paint (returning), Super Mario Bros. 3, Super Monkey Ball, The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past (returning), and Stunt Race FX. To make it an even 56, Mother 3 was added (expanded from the original version posted and with some information on the N64 version: it got a "Flawed" rating). Because I screwed up last month and only put 49 games when I thought I put 50, Façade has been dredged up from the boneyard. Super Mario World 2: Yoshi's Island and The Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening from last month had a few problems, those were fixed. (The original page before I started redoing had about 57, we'll be adding back everything and adding more).
Additionally, the Books & Strategy Guides section has a review for The Macintosh Bible Guide to Games while Magazines has Nintendo Power Volume 170.
The thumbnail is from Super Mario Bros. 3. NOVEMBER 30 2023
I'm back! While I didn't do the super-big update I wanted (it was supposed to reorganize the main page), one big change that did get done was the Exor's Dungeon Game Reviews. The number of reviews is the same. Like with previous updates, some stuff got removed temporarily. As part of the convention, the following games were temporarily removed from the list: EarthBound, Hammerfight, Home, The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past, The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time, The Legend of Zelda: Phantom Hourglass,The Legend of Zelda: Spirit Tracks, Lemmings, New Super Mario Bros., Plants vs. Zombies, Super Metroid, and WingNuts: Temporal Navigator.
In their place is a number of returning entries or "ported" from the 2019-2022 lists, but a few are all-new.
* Batman: Arkham City is entirely new, though it references "Zero Punctuation", which has since ended as part of Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw departing from The Escapist. (This was written before the falling out and ending of ZP).
* Bugdom 2 is entirely new, referencing the old review to the original Bugdom review, which was posted as part of the 2021 Games.
* E.V.O.: Search for Eden is back. What a mess that was, the Wikipedia link was set up to link to EPCOT Center for some reason, that mistake must have been there for years.
* Glider PRO is back. The new review is a little shorter because it cuts out information on Glider 4.0.
* The Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening has been added with a dedicated page.
* The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker has returned. The review has been completely rewritten.
* Pokémon Pinball has been fixed and back up!
* Super Mario Land 2: Six Golden Coins now has a dedicated page.
* Super Mario World now has a dedicated page.
* Super Mario World 2: Yoshi's Island is back. It has been partially rewritten with the Yoshi's Island DS content (which was re-added earlier this year) stripped out.
* Wario Land 4 now has a dedicated page.
* Yoot Tower has received a full rewrite and is back up!
Everything else that hadn't been updated already (Batman: Arkham Asylum, Blobbo, Bubble Trouble, Donkey Kong Country, Donkey Kong Country 2: Diddy's Kong Quest, Donkey Kong Country 3: Dixie Kong's Double Trouble!, Evil Genius, Quarterstaff: The Tomb of Setmoth, and SimAnt) stayed on the list and got new ratings.
The big SimCity 2000 page received a new section on the water model (not only was it downscaled, it does not work as advertised). NewCity received an important update...and not just to note that the photo is from Wikimedia Commons in Portugal. It's gone open source; unfortunately, it still means very little in the progress of the game. Pokémon Card GB2: Great Rocket-Dan Sanjō! also received an update/fix, with a minor fix to American Truck Simulator. The good news is that all entries here on out will not replace anything else, and we'll eventually add new entries and "retired" entries back, because there's a still of number of entries that were taken out and yet have to return, and this makes 33 of previously-added games alone. (Additionally, the Steam Banners and the "Games Played by Year" pages are now deprecated).
The re-addition of Yoot Tower was supposed to be the main feature of this update as it segues into the 20th anniversary of when I first really got into it...so some things have been added to the Yoot Tower Guides section! Kegon Falls is now verified as complete and Hawaii has some minor errors fixed. Tokyo has the fourth star added. Unfortunately, I didn't get around to adding any of the Towerkit entries, but that's okay!
The Yoot Tower page ties into an updated page for Grapevine Mills, another addition to the Malls page. It adds a brief overview of the mall and all of its many, many anchors over the years, up to Meow Wolf.
No other "Places" article has been updated. Although the "Misc. Roads" pages diluted the original "linking roads" concept I am in a bit of a jam about how to best reformat the pages, especially some of the larger ones. Still, they're not abandoned, and I want to build more of them, though some pages that were intended to appear this month sadly didn't make it.
However, various other pages (not related to Exor's Dungeon) have seen updates:
* The Legacy of Rattlers has been updated.
* The China Coast page was updated. I was informed of another restaurant in Chattanooga, TN.
* The Albertsons History page received a few minor tweaks. Let's hope the merger falls through!
* Casis Randalls has been added.
Finally, the thumbnail depicts Princess Peach with the Lazy Shell equipped (original source requires a login for "sensitive content", though there's really not much to see)...this is to celebrate the re-release of Super Mario RPG on the Switch (titled simply as such) though we already have a page on it. Of course, it is also the namesake of Exor's Dungeon. Also, my YouTube channel is active again and adding retro/vintage commercials.
SEPTEMBER 30 2023
This is another "maintenance" update, unfortunately, but I will discuss a few things: to better integrate the site with "non-core" cities in the future and to better showcase individual projects, one of the newer things I'm trying to do is moving away from the big Road Directories pages and focusing on smaller, individual items. While I was working on this, I asked myself "isn't this basically The Houston Files" then? Not exactly. That site was designed to have brief, short articles, a bit of a hybrid between Brazos Buildings & Businesses (which was idling during that time, for about a year and a half the most recent article was "Café Eccell's Former Domain") and another site, Arch-ive.org (which sadly sees very infrequent updates). Here, though, the idea will combine some common themes when necessary, similar to the Waco section having a section on Ivy Square and the adjacent buildings, most of which were all torn down at around the same time, while The Houston Files will keep its entries (well, the stuff that hasn't been transferred over yet) while gaining a few entries based on the stuff on the Road Directories. It will tend to follow convention--a new H-E-B page was developed (check it out, even if it doesn't have pictures at this point) while the Kroger pages keep their individuality on The Houston Files.
As of this writing, some of the entries on The Houston Files have received much-needed maintenance and updates: exclusive articles like Tejas Materials Inc. and 2100 Memorial have gotten much-needed updates. Overall, it's a work in progress and I'm not 100% sure on how I want to move forward.
The most recent change to the North Houston Roads page, but instituted a week or two after going live, was removing OYO Townhouse, which already was an out of date article. As a result, the Hotel Ibis page has launched. This was actually "added" a long time ago but was a broken page with no other links to the main website.
The only other change was adding more games. This time, I added three new titles that haven't appeared on the list before. The first is American Truck Simulator, an update from the previous appearance. The thumbnail is from a pre-release shot with "Heart's" (a parody of Love's Travel Stop) and what appears to be some sort of fast-food co-brand, though is more of a nostalgia-fueled lament. There's Untitled Goose Game, which got a middling score and not much of a review, really...and the one that actually got the thumbnail is from NewCity. Yes, that's from the game. Sort of. Read on and find out why I gave it the first "No Rating" in the bunch. DOOM, Osmos and Beneath a Steel Sky all got bumped off in this update.
Most of what I actually added or updated otherwise is pretty minor. To note:
- Westheimer Road got updated to v12.1, this covers a few minor errors from 12.0 while adding or updating a few other minor things.
- South Austin actually had one removed: the Pilot Travel Center, which was never supposed to actually be on the list to begin with (removed in v3.0).
- Small updates in Exor's Dungeon: The "Game Info" box for The Shivah (which came back last month) was still outdated. This has been fixed, and includes the "fun stat". Cuphead had the size of the picture reduced. The SimCity 4 article got a few touch-ups.
Along with a more major update to the site that was cut for time, there's other (less pressing) issues with the site that I need to address, and I'll take some time off. Carbon-izer will return in late November.
AUGUST 31 2023
Yes, technically this update is September 1st, but August 31st was a Thursday, and besides, the initial launch is usually riddled with problems. Inevitably, something will link wrong or a page be broken in some way, so I just made the decision to not worry about it and do it on Friday. (Good thing too--I collapsed into my bed almost immediately when I came home).
This month, I've decided to, in order to prevent burnout, to focus on more of the things that got cut last time as well as making minor updates/fixes to other pages. Arlan's in Navasota, Italy in 2014, Texas Avenue in Bryan and Nintendo Power - Volume 145 all got touched up. Additionally, Greenspoint Mall got a new PDF detailing its aborted "Renaissance at Greenspoint" plan.
Once again, the four corners of Houston have been updated: North Houston got the Jones Road entries from the Outer Loop page (which was updated to replace the entries and got a bunch of stuff on Pasadena inside), East Houston got a focus on Garth Road and some other fixtures including a well-maintained classic Wendy's (with a handful of Beltway 8 additions), South Houston added more Bay Area Boulevard and Gulf Freeway entries, and West Houston got more Westheimer and Beltway 8 updates.
Additionally, the long-awaited Version 12.0 of the Westheimer Road page has been added. (While it is not 100% complete, this is the last "major" update that I'll do for it.) Gessner Road got another update...and Inner Loop is finally up...Version 10.0 of FM 1960 West has been added...
There's over a hundred brand new entries that cover a wide range, from office towers to restaurants (two former Kettle, two former Krispy Kreme) to malls (Baybrook Mall) to retail stores (at least three Walmart stores and four former H-E-B Pantry locations) to apartment complexes to gas stations...there's a lot. Too much, actually...and a dedicated page on Rice Village is still in progress. In the Updates page a few years ago, I mentioned that what was originally called "Project Aerostar" as "a real new direction for the site", but it ended up becoming a bit too successful...and really became a problem, because all of those pages are just liabilities now (I wanted to continue changing Houston's official color to cerulean but can't guarantee that all pages were updated). Interstate 35 also has gotten more love: I added another twelve entries to Waco I-35 but I'm reaching at that point when a "12 item update" is unfeasible. Austin I-35 was also updated (no danger of running out yet, at least for another few updates), and a curious focus on hotels this time around. I'm interested in more one-and-done projects.
There is ONE update to Exor's Dungeon which I've applied as this month's update (120+ item updates and not a single good picture), swapping out Space Junkie for The Shivah.
JULY 31 2023
I must say that in addition to being somewhat burned out (in the past, I've avoided summer updates for this very reason), I was discouraged by the fact that no one called out how broken Chaparral Restaurant was...in the past, this also happened with Texas Land & Cattle. Meanwhile, there are things that I want to get out as they idle in various states of completion. I don't know what the proper solution is. Part of the problem is that I'm essentially running at least three different sites within this one. I was at least able to isolate Exor's Dungeon but the Road Directories page is another issue altogether...and even with that, it has a lot of problems. For example, it was initially developed for Waco, Houston, and College Station, but because Bastrop was in there as well, Austin had to be added just for "compatibility" reasons, and eventually got more focus as I moved there later. Meanwhile, the idea of a Dallas-Fort Worth page was planned at point (I never decided on a color scheme though the idea was navy blue and white), I still wanted something on it, considering I had a lot of disparate stuff I wanted to cover. The problem was, how to organize it? I had already written something on Italy, for instance, that focused on truck stops, and I did have stuff for Hillsboro that I had written up but never implemented, though it was mostly execution. I had considered stuff like whole neighborhoods (or small towns) to be covered in separate pages but even that seemed too unwieldy. Perhaps a blog, but blogs need pictures. If there was an easy answer to this then it'd be on the site. On the issue of running multiple sites, I'm still one person, and the only thing is adding more sites, especially if they're through different domains, just means more of a headache.
I've already thought up a few potential solutions to this, but the problem is that a lot of these things simply overlap. And even so, should more radical solutions be dreamed up, like breaking up the sprawling Westheimer Road page?
One problem is that the pages as written far outstrip their inspirations. When what was known as "Carbon-izer City Directories" was launched, it cited (and formatted almost directly after) Downriver Locations Thru the Years, as well as New York Songlines. I can't just flip-flop back to the blogs, as while The Houston Files could use some updates, Brazos Buildings & Businesses got worked into a corner by the "anything and everything" approach...and what of the spaces in between, like Navasota, Hearne, and Caldwell?
The last time this came up for debate was the August 31st 2022 update, where the "compromise" was to build what is now stuff like the North Houston page, which admittedly has some fun memories on there, from Papa Tony's Kitchen to Splashtown, but it also became unruly. No spoilers in trying to fix everything, any work will basically be done parallel to the existing site until it's ready.
With that being said, there aren't many updates this month as far as the road updates go. Under Houston, the next update of the Inner Loop page was canned because a few entries somehow got deleted in copying them over to HTML. They can be rebuilt from older drafts but it came at the wrong time. Some of the Houston ones got new colors but some didn't. Hempstead and Conroe got minor updates. Outer Loop and North Shepherd saw updates, the latter now featuring South Shepherd starting from Rice University. Under College Station, Texas Avenue Bryan got an update. Over in Austin, the old "Other Austin Roads" became the new South Austin page, with a new complementary North Austin page, while Other Hays County Roads was expanded to include Caldwell County as well (the Lockhart page was closed). With nearly 50 new entries between the three pages, there's coffee distributors, hot air balloon accidents, defunct supermarkets, and a lot more.
Exor's Dungeon got skipped last update and it almost did this month—Glider PRO was swapped for Factorio (this month's thumbnail—I wanted to wait and post Factorio on the list once the DLC was finished but Wube Software still seems to be dragging their feet on that). Once we finish swapping out or updating the remaining 25 entries, we'll add more entries permanently.
Other stuff: the pre-2019 updates have been officially banished from this page, Citipedia has been removed from the main page (though the corresponding page for NewCity didn't make it for this post).
JUNE 30 2023
This time I'm running a little late.
This is about the time when I start running out of ideas and getting frustrated with the site. The last June 30 update was back in 2015, and I normally run "summer break" hours. Still, last year was not all that good, compared to the wonderful tour de force that was the August 31st 2021 update. It might not have been three months' worth, but it had Ivy Square, it had Westheimer Road, it had video games, it had Yoot Tower Guides, it had Gonna Electric Shock O.J., it had Rattlers', it had SimCity 2000 Newspapers, it had The Treasure Ship! So this year it will be just normal updates with a normal schedule and seeing how that goes.
Two mall-related posts were updated. Memorial City Mall has become a dedicated mall page with a few mild updates. Likewise, the page on Mall of the Mainland, formerly known as "Carbon-izer Goes to the Mall of the Mainland" has received some updates and similarly inducted. (Don't worry, the page on Sharpstown Center isn't going anywhere).
The newest page/"feature" for this month is "Junk/Other Stuff", which is stuff that didn't fit elsewhere and was not fit for a full article (no photos and/or no point), if it was even an article to begin with. So here's what's incorporated into it:
MAY 31 2023
OK, this isn't *quite* May 31st, but I won't have time on May 30-31st, and I've already paid this month's rent. This is about the time I start getting burned out and then declare the May 31st edition the last one before "vacation", but last year didn't turn out so well, so mostly what I'll be doing is trying different things to diversify the site...small things, but diversity none the less. Let's get the old stuff out of the way first.
Under "Places", one new change is that the big sub-headers for shopping centers won't exist anymore, replaced by "mentions" which has been de facto done in recent updates—for example, the Texas Avenue Bryan update a few months ago merged the adjacent "1601 North Texas Avenue" stores into the "H-E-B" entry. The existing entries won't be touched unless they have to be (but in some cases they were). Let's start out with one that was changed: the Bastrop page. Highway 71 in Bastrop County and the newly-reformatted Bastrop Area - East of the Colorado River got this change when Burleson Crossing Shopping Center got chopped up.
The Houston Roads section also got some major updates concerning the four cardinal directions: West Houston Roads was updated with the stuff that was stripped off of the Katy Freeway's page (which had necessitated that page's temporary removal). North Houston Roads has been reconfigured to add content from Gessner Road, while removing content to go to "Outer Loop Roads". Luckily most of the coolest stuff is still on that page. To complement the North and West Houston pages (and as part of the whole reconfiguration), I'm happy to introduce South Houston Roads (which picks up some Gulf Freeway entries as well as Highway 146) and East Houston Roads, which I had originally had planned as "Baytown" a few months ago (it has a lot of truck stops and gas stations), and that was during a time when I was considering adding stuff all the way to Louisiana. (That is no longer the case). The final result is almost identical to what I had written except it adds mention of an unborn Lowe's (it was built but never opened) north of Baytown closer to Atascocita, removes one gas station outside of Harris County, adds a long-dead Channelview Jack in the Box as well as a short-lived Pollo Tropical on Garth Road. Gessner Road has gotten a new addition to help compensate and then some for its removal, as well as some other minor changes it needed anyway. Montgomery County was updated, which I had been pending for a while. And while I did work on Westheimer, Version 12.0 won't be out until next month. Thanks to the "chop-up" method, I did figure out a way to replace the 17 or so Katy entries that got stripped off and add 12 new ones, so the Katy page now works properly again (and yes, I did have to chop up the strip malls). That being said, it was a bit of a nightmare to do and I hope I don't have to mess with something like that in the future.
For Austin (not counting the Bastrop pages) Other Austin Roads now has over 50 entries. The way things are going it might be split into "North Austin" and "South Austin" pages soon enough, probably as soon as next update. I-35 in Hays County got another update. It breaks up a strip mall but adds some new stuff, including a nice night picture of a Cavender's Boot City sign.
Exor's Dungeon has been updated. Retro City Rampage and SimCity 4 are back on the menu. Otto Matic joins the list for the first time (also the update picture)...while Yoot Tower, Milestones 2000, and The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker bow out for the time being. Other very minor changes—some formatting errors with Pokémon Card GB2: Great Rocket-Dan Sanjō!...and Bubble Trouble was placed below Cities: Skylines and Cuphead instead of above.
In more exciting news, there's a new section on magazines. I briefly discussed the role of Nintendo Power in my review for Playing with Super Power, a book that does many things but none of them well. This is the real deal. The premier section will just deal with three magazines, one from 1991 (27), one from 2001 (145), and one from 2005 (190). Future versions will broadly focus on the other eras, and then we'll start working out way from Volume 1. For Volume 145 I posit the question of the fate of some "Pokémaniacs" (the K'NEX page, for instance, briefly discusses a "Where Are They Now?" section) but in Volume 190 we find the answer to what happened to a reader...don't ask questions you don't want to know the answer to! I should note that Exor's Dungeon is fairly SFW but not as much as Carbon-izer, as Volume 27 makes a veiled reference to something very bad, and Volume 190...well, you'll see!
- A minor update was done to Italy in 2014. This fixes a few typos and errors, as well as mentioning the Love's travel center that opened the following year.
- An even more minor update was done to Sears Bakery Deli Cafe (typos and new links).
- I also permanently disabled the StatCounter script which this site has had since August 30, 2015. It never really worked right and it wasn't as helpful as I wanted it to be, plus with script-blockers and security issues it was putting out inaccurate numbers anyway.
APRIL 30 2023
As is the case every month, I create this grand plan of what I want to do in a month and then it just gets cut down to almost nothing (so much for "next month I plan to do a major reorganization of the main page"...though I've played around with the page, swapping out "Carbon-izer Labs" for "Random"). But I've been busy with a bunch of other stuff anyway, I have a real excuse! Today's update mostly concerns three things, the continued phase-out of the "Former Chain Restaurants of Texas" page. The link is no longer available from the main page, but the old Pollo Tropical page has been transformed into "Pollo Tropical's Texas Vacation". It is an expanded version of the old Pollo Tropical page with a new scan and every former location in Texas (which previously just had a dozen or so locations). It does not have what they are currently, though a few of these are covered later in their respective "Places" documents...which is a good segue to go into the second part of this update.
Now, despite "Places" being difficult to update (in fact, less than twelve hours after I sent in Other Waco Roads I get word that McAlister's Deli had already closed and another restaurant is lined up to replace it, for instance), I still do enjoy doing it. Houston - Inner Loop got some updates (still no Rice Village stuff, though). More regarding the Outer Loop and beyond is still upcoming, however. I had spent too much time working on it, but enh, it can wait. Basically, I've come up with a more solid plan for what entails the four cardinal directions and everything gets re-sorted. Also as part of this revamp, Katy Freeway's page has gotten temporarily removed, a number of issues prompted this, including somehow missing a few updates I thought I added, such as the former Luby's Cafeteria near Town & Country Mall, and I also found there weren't enough new items to compensate for what I planned to remove, let alone add any new ones. It should return next month. Northwest Freeway (Inner Belt) got a "version 7.0.1" update (not mentioned in the page itself) that fixes a few formatting errors, and while I have been informed of some of the changes (Doubletree taking over Grand Tuscany, for instance) that all will come later. I-35 in Austin was updated to Version 7. It adds sites that once held the likes of Grandy's, Old San Francisco Steak House, and Montgomery Ward, but nothing groundbreaking. Likewise, Interstate 35 in Bell County was updated to Version 8 with over a dozen new entries but again, nothing too big. There's a much larger backlog, but those we'll all get around to eventually.
Under the Exor's Dungeon section, I had initially considered a net gain of +1 to make it 60 items, but that still left too many "unrated" items, and the list got slashed instead down to 50. I managed to complete some updates for Braid, SimTower, and TeenAgent so those stay for the foreseeable future. New additions/returning entries are Final Fantasy VI, Power Pete, Sam & Max Hit the Road (which is this month's update thumbnail), SimCity 2000, and "Pokémon Card GB2: Great Rocket-Dan Sanjō!" (the Japanese-only Pokémon Trading Card Game sequel). The titles being delisted (not permanently): The Adventures of Willy Beamish, Back to the Future: The Game, E.V.O.: Search for Eden, Façade, Five Nights at Freddy's, Grim Fandango, The Legend of Zelda: Oracle of Seasons, The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess, Machinarium, Mario Paint, Pokémon Pinball, The Shivah, Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People, and finally SimCity 4, the last one being that the review still is out of date and I'm planning on a more substantial rewrite. For now, it will have to take the backseat to SimCity 2000. That particular page was updated as well with a new addition to "Tips": "Does radiation really go away?" (Short answer: no.) The SimCity 2000 Newspaper Project has been updated once more and integrated with the rest of the SimCity 2000 section.
MARCH 31 2023
In the recent months I've been talking about adding more "Places" sections to the website, but that was easier said than done. This has been a problem for a while. At one time it was based directly on trips but I then I thought about Two Way Roads and how the final results were either embarrassing, boring, or a mix between the two, and even hybridized attempts like the original version of Carbon-izer Goes to Austin 2017...Plus Some turned out badly (I still intend to revamp it as exclusively focusing on Uncommon Objects, but that's for another time). At other times it was just going to be a scaled-down version of the "road directories" pages with some other articles to round it out, but I decided against that. Instead, already facing burnout and personal issues, I decided to write six articles with a common theme (which the above article was not) and started to develop them with the hopes that two or three would be ready for prime time.
All but two were focused around North Texas despite the noise I've made about South Texas recently, because when it comes down to it, a lot of what I could add (that is, without extensive scanning and research) has already been added to this site. Of the six planned features, I was able to crank out an article I entitled "Italy in 2014". Nothing to do with Europe, but it is quite interesting, with a single building that featured a Grandy's, McDonald's, a motel, and more. Grandy's has continued to die off since 2014 and while there is nothing yet on this site about it (beyond passing mentions, usually in the form of defunct restaurants) it's something I wish to talk about in more detail at some point, maybe not even necessarily on this site. The thumbnail of the article, which is this month's update picture, refers to a different building mentioned in the article.
There have been updates to the Houston and Waco pages. On the Houston side, we've got FM 1960 West's "Version 9.0". It's nothing too dramatic but goes over the road again and adds over a dozen new entries, including some stuff that West Houston Archives previously took a picture of. Notably it includes "Freshville Foods", a one-off grocery chain in Houston no one talks about and a full history of what is now Volkswagen Cypress. The Northwest Freeway corridor pages have also been updated, with one page fully eliminated (the part between Hempstead and the Grand Parkway) and the creation of a full Hempstead page. Both Northwest Freeway Outer Belt and Northwest Freeway Inner Belt are on Version 7, with the former absorbing entries from the other page and the latter becoming "complete", as in, every building along 290 has been added or discussed and now it's time to make updates as they come, like when the old Luby's gets re-developed or whatever.
Under the Waco-Temple-Killeen pages, the Valley Mills Road in Waco has reached version 9.0 and features a number of new additions including a rare picture of an operational "YES!Less" store. Tied into that is an update to Other Waco Roads and a full update to Interstate 35 in Waco. Finally, in unrelated news, there has been a quick update to Texas Avenue in College Station.
In terms of Exor's Dungeon, I had some stuff written out (guess we'll have to wait until next month) but I did count the games on there and came up with 59 (I hope I didn't miscount), so I decided to add back Space Junkie just to keep at 60. In other video game news, this past month Paradox Interactive announced Cities: Skylines II, due out later this year. But given that there was no gameplay footage and the achievements list only has rewards up to 100,000 people (100k population is not skyscraper territory in the least), I'm not really convinced.
Stay tuned. I can't take down the entire site and rework it (it would NEVER go back up if that was the case) but next month I plan to do a major reorganization of the main page.
FEBRUARY 28 2023
For this month I wanted to make Exor's Dungeon less broken as I've tried to make the site a bit more well-rounded in compared to exclusively focusing on the "Places" section, while segregating out the video game stuff as it doesn't really flow with the rest of the site. Last month I had to do some last-minute fixes to a few pages...and it turned out the Games List was broken for quite some time (the "Back" links didn't work).
A lot of what Exor's Dungeon is (and by extension, the rest of the site) is influenced by other websites I've liked, and I'm trying to get a feeling for what I want to do. I really enjoyed what Fantasy Anime did, which built a bunch of "shrines" (unique sites-within-a-site) for individual games.
I liked the idea. After all, I created Yoot Tower Guides for Yoot Tower (it is unfortunately still idling) and had plans to create smaller pages for other Mac games. How I wanted to do it was a different issue. I really couldn't afford to make an extensively themed page for each game I wanted, and I already had some pages that have sub-pages, including The Shivah, Evil Genius, and SimCity 4 just to name a few. (There might be others, but these were the ones off the top of my head). Very few dedicated SimCity 2000 pages exist on the Internet today and pretty much all of them haven't updated in decades, and rarely are there any good ones. The one exception is Pat Coston's ClubOPolis, which goes over a lot of helpful things including version differences, but again, a lot of that is out of date. On the other hand it has some stuff that only could've come from the Maxis devs, like explaining what exactly the Pirate Squid Club is, among other things. The City Collection downloads page appears to be broken though...too bad! Given I'm currently in the Austin area, I would've loved to see what their interpretation of the Mopac Expressway would be.
It is without further ado that the SimCity 2000 page has been officially added to Exor's Dungeon (paired with an update to the SC2K Newspapers page). In other Exor's Dungeon news, a review for Super Mario 64 has been added, with the site's first "GREAT" rating. Yoshi's Island DS got a real review (the old one was combined with the review for Super Mario World 2: Yoshi's Island). As part of these changes, the entry for Super Mario World 2: Yoshi's Island has been temporarily removed. I also swapped The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess's review (still not upgraded) with Final Fantasy VI because the FFVI review was in worse shape than I previously thought. Two reviews were upgraded: VVVVVV (the review, from 2015, wasn't touched at all save for an actual link to the "Passion for Exploring" track) and Super Mario RPG, the namesake of the games website. The current count on the Games list is 57 (with net additions of zero), so I'm thinking I might add three all-new ones (or at least start restoring a few) in the future to make it a nice round 60.
Some work on the Albertsons page was done. It removes "Related Links" as both Acme Style Blog and South Texas Retail have nuked themselves from the Internet (yes, I realize there's Archive.org). It also adds a section on Good Day (a house brand of the chain) and updates the history to account for some information on the Osco/Sav-on rebrands, the opening of the first Arizona store, and the dreaded Kroger buyout, though the last part I deliberately did not focus on and decided to choose something a bit brighter to focus, some new efforts in the Southern Division.
The Houston page has gotten significant upgrades. Other than Gessner Road getting a big expansion to focus on the north-of-290 section and North Shepherd getting another update, the big shakeups include the fact that Other Houston Roads is now focused on the Outer Loop with a new Inner Loop page. As a result, updates were made to Loop 610 and Northwest Freeway Inner Belt pages. The Inner Loop page makes reference to Rice Village and the area around it (although the actual stuff on the Village proper was cut, though it does add a few Upper Kirby stuff I wanted to add). "Version 4.0" of the page (both are now on "Version 4.0") adds what was once Wagner Hardware, the Midtown Sears, Tweeter, Houston's first Days Inn, the Heights Albertsons, Herfy's, and the Randalls Flagship store there at Westheimer and Shepherd. It also inadvertantly fixes the link to Holiday Inn Central from that page which due to different directories didn't work, while the Outer Loop page got a massive update to compensate for the missing content, with Gulf Freeway, Hempstead Road, and Mangum Road...and it integrates with the Galveston page (now in Version 2.0!). There's also a new page on The Carlyle (linked to Westheimer Road, now in Version 11.1) that was made among this major upheaval of pages (Loop 610 and nw1.html got minor updates--and yes, I realize that I somehow missed the Loop 610 minor update from last month). North Houston Roads has lots of cool stuff I wanted to add, detailing such things that are gone or changed beyond recognition. Super Kmart, Steamboat House, ScreamWorld, Splashtown, McDonald's with the "lightning script", Jimmy G's, Buyer's Market, Albertsons, and one of Randalls' largest and most shortest-lived stores are all among these. Due to the addition of the page and being highly antiquated, the Splashtown page is no longer accessible from the main pages and will be only linked from this page.
The College Station-Bryan pages also got updates with Earl Rudder Freeway, FM 60 (minor, just fixing a few things), and both Texas Avenue pages (the College Station one is approaching 100% completion), while the Austin's section got two pages added or changed. The first is Other Roads in Austin, which has updated with additional content on the way to Oak Hill (including, but not limited to, the former Tom Thumb-turned-Albertsons) and other parts that are expanded versions of what is currently "Carbon-izer Goes to Austin 2017...Plus Some", so there's Pinthouse Pizza (with its past as Chili's) and 12636 Research Blvd., where Mongolian Grille was. The second one is Other Roads in Hays County. This page goes over memories, odds and ends, and supermarkets. Over the years, Hays County has had (where Kroger AND Randalls both existed on the same road...but not at the same time, and a total absence of Albertsons in the county even before 2002). Waco-Temple-Killeen got a minor update to Luby's New Road (fixing a date) in preparation for the second edition of "Other Waco Roads" and converting the Dodgen Loop page into "Other Temple-Killeen Roads".
That's all for this month. Yes, I've been teasing going beyond the "boundaries" to Louisiana, Dallas, and San Antonio, but those will have to wait.
JANUARY 31 2023
I wanted to do a major revamp of the site structure, but I still didn't have a clear idea of how to do it. One idea I had was to reboot the old Blogspot blog to add ephemera scans and other stuff as they came in, but I didn't like the way Blogger formats these sorts of things. Still, Carbon-izer Blog could use some work either way (but that's for another time). I had also wanted to do some more work on the Restaurants page, namely Burger King and Mr. Gatti's. Shortly after I finished these, I found that the Burger King page had no real content, just some personal reflections on the chain, while the Mr. Gatti's page was mostly a rant on how shoddy the pizza was in past and present.
I'll cut Mr. Gatti's some slack and not post what basically amounts to a negative Yelp review, but I'll reproduce what I had wrote for Burger King here:
I grew up in the 1990s, and Burger King during that time was seen as a major competitor of McDonald's, which makes sense on most levels, but while I agreed that Burger King had better food than McDonald's overall (the Whopper was better than the Big Mac and the Crossian'Wich blew the McMuffin out of the water) it was never equal in other ways. They both had kids' meals but I never saw the Burger King Kid's Club gang in commercials. They also had way fewer locations. McDonald's was everywhere--the mall, the Wal-Mart, all around town, and located in the smaller towns as well. Burger King not so much. In 1999, McDonald's had five stand-alone locations in town, plus the mall, plus two inside the local Wal-Mart stores. Burger King? Just one...and unlike McDonald's, Burger King didn't have unique restaurant interiors or unusual regional items as McDonald's did at the time.While the McDonald's page is a future project, I don't have much for the other 60+ pages on that list and I'm still not sure what to do with it.
Part of this was the local competition. Wendy's had three locations, Whataburger had two, Jack in the Box had two. The other problem was a broader management/franchise problem. By the time I was born, Burger King was a subsidiary of Pillsbury, which in turn was owned by British-based Grand Metropolitan. Grand Metropolitan merged with Guinness Brewery in 1997 to form Diageo and dismantled Pillsbury in 2001, keeping Burger King until it was sold in 2002 to investors, taken public in 2006, taken back private a few years later, and so on. Only in 2014 was it grouped with Tim Horton's under the guidance of 3G Capital and picked up more chains, including Popeyes and Firehouse Subs.
Burger King did get the jump on McDonald's with their Burger King Big Kids Meal (which McDonald's countered with "Mighty Kids"), including a "gooey green apple dipping sauce". I seem to remember this was released in conjunction with the promotion for a Rugrats movie and Nickelodeon's trademark green slime. They changed their logo around this time.
On a December 2001 Christmas trip to Louisiana, we stopped at Burger King where I had my first Crossian'Wich (amazing; the ones today aren't as good) and managed to get the worksheet that was supposed to come with the kids toy. It was a full-color fold-out page with puzzles, trivia, and promotions for the latest toy, in this case, The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring, which had 19 figures (18 figures plus a "One Ring" toy that served as the base) that could all interconnect with each other. I would scan this fold-out page but unfortunately, it's one of the few pieces of ephemera in my collection that was lost--my cat had taken a liking to chewing on it. By that time, the adventures of the classic Burger King characters--KidVid, Jaws, Boomer, and the rest, had disappeared. I'm not sure if they had a worksheet, but I do remember that Burger King had a promotion for DreamWorks' Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron the next year (that plastic horse is still probably kicking around somewhere in my parents' house...)
In the interim years, I remember for a while they branded their coffee as "BK Joe" (I believe there was even an extra-caffenated version) and the quirkiness of the work of Crispin Porter + Bogusky. They didn't improve the food much but had fascinating marketing with the Subservient Chicken and the hype around King Games (I have fond memories of yet another Louisiana trip in conjunction with that, so the King Games are looked upon nicely in my mind).
Eventually, they parted ways with CP+B. I remember eating at Burger King a lot back in 2016-2018; I had lived nearby and got a lot of coupons. Below is the list of former Burger King restaurants I had written for this site previously.
DECEMBER 31 2022
First things first—I've got an apology. For some reason, the stuff on Texas Land & Cattle last month wasn't updated properly...and this wasn't discovered until December 23rd, when I was away from my main computer...so this was fixed on the evening of the 26th.
The Video Games section (sans Yoot Tower Guides) is being revamped into a new site-within-a-site, "Exor's Dungeon". Like what most "Version 1.0" projects of this site are, it's mostly proof of concept above all else...so only (besides the new Games List) there's a few reviews of video game-related books and not full integration with the rest of the video game-related content on the site. As a result of this new section, the Games Index got its first update in a long time. Right now, I'm aiming for a 1:1 update of new material to old material until everything is done. The entries being added are SimFarm (returning to the page after a very long absence), Cuphead, joining the roster with a new page (the old "Games I've Played" link should redirect to the new page if I've wired everything up correctly), and Super Mario Land, another import from the "Games I've Played" List. The titles being removed include The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess, Eric the Unready, and Bachman. These were chosen because I felt that they had the most problems as-is. Additionally, Pokémon Trading Card Game was upgraded to the new format as well. Everything else--from The Adventures of Willy Beamish to Yoshi's Island DS is untouched (for now).
Exor's Dungeon is part of a new section to Carbon-izer, "Carbon-izer Labs", which is a section for new projects that I'm not sure if I'll continue to work on or stuff that doesn't have a lot of information. This has a small page on "One Piece Censorship", a small page with some pictures of a show I've been watching as of late. It also has Lone Star Arches, which is still considered a temporary page, and Melted Blue Bell Ice Cream. It's about discontinued (and sometimes rare) Blue Bell ice cream flavors.
Moving onto more familiar ground, I've decided that for the "Places" section, a road section will not get an update (at least a major one) until it amassed at least a dozen new entries and it's been a few months at least since the last update of that page. Starting off, the Waco-Temple-Killeen section has an update to the Hewitt Drive page with some photos of its largest stores, along with information on a few eateries (both living and defunct) that were not mentioned last time around--Rosa's, KFC, Mazzio's, Katie's Frozen Custard, Dunkin'. There's also a page on one of Waco's Winn-Dixie stores, which has gone through several brands at this point--check it out here.
In Austin, the East Ben White Boulevard page (heading out to Bastrop) was updated as well, adding 13 new entries but consolidating one. New for this entry (among over a dozen new entries) includes Catfish Parlour, GhostLine Kitchens, and a short-lived surf park but also provides a link to the new "Other Austin Roads" page. It adds some of the Ben White addresses west of the freeway and beyond (Randalls, At Home) but mostly heads south on 183 toward Lockhart. Two barbecue restaurants in the town are mentioned there.
The Houston section has gotten a few new additions as well, starting off with the coverage of the Downtown Holiday Inn, with a picture of its time as a Days Inn. While its time as a Days Inn wasn't long, that semi-circle would be on the building for years to come (to the present). I should note that this was partially developed as part of a "Former Days Inn" featurette I had been writing up. Another part where I had previously written it comes from where the Beltway 8 page has been rebooted as a page on North Houston picking up with North Freeway and featuring some things that I had wanted to add for a while, including 11211 North Freeway, which I had been meaning to add at some point. It also mentions Fry's Electronics—the stuff I purchased there is still in use, though all candy purchased there has long since been consumed and the aforementioned Spanish guide has been lent to someone else. (The Monte Carlo Inn mention on that page was another part of the Days Inn featurette, in case you're wondering why I decided to list it on Version 1.0). Other pages in the city--North Shepherd, Loop 610 and Gessner Road also got substantial updates (Gessner Road's NEXT update is already practically complete). I'm aiming for a dozen new entries in each "road" entry added, so updates will come slower for everything. Because of this new policy, Northwest Freeway (Outer Belt) had to really scrounge for updates this time around. Strip malls and warehouses show up in this update, though at least the former Randalls distribution center at 10400 Telge Road shows up again.
Back in College Station, FM 1179 got a "v2.1" update...no new entries (that's still on the drawing board--gotta hold to the "dozen new entries" standard) with just a few updates to make the page look a bit less unfinished (and Burger Mojo got axed). We'll take a closer look at the other non-Texas Avenue pages in the near future.
In the Retail section, a few minor fixes were done to Barton Creek Square though the actual content is unchanged. (I will say off the record that Soccer For You is gone, Starbucks is open again, the Toys R Us-knockoff looking store moved, and there's a locally-owned Pokémon store called Pokémaniacs). The other addition is a new section on Greenspoint Mall, acting as a companion to the aforementioned North Houston page. It has a 32-page opening guide to the mall, giving a glimpse of what Greenspoint (and by extension, malls in general) looked like in the golden days, and some other links.
Finally, there has been a new addition to Scans & Ephemera, Chaparral Restaurant & Lounge in Dallas. While the Dallas-Fort Worth addition to this site is still planned, the more impressive stuff with scans and the like is already done. The "Places" section will help link it all together.
The thumbnail this month is from Greenspoint Mall's Funway Freeway advertisement. The actual advertisement isn't green like that. It was just colored that way (because it's imitating money, not anything related to "Greens"point). To a lesser extent, it also references the video game focused update.
NOVEMBER 30 2022
It is a shame that most of my road trips weren't better documented--there are hotels and abandoned railroads that I can't conclusively find, and of course, there's no Street View prior to 2007 so nothing to document interesting on the roadways, even if fleeting. So I can't show you or even know where I saw interesting things over the years. One such instance had an old Goodwill where someone vandalized the sign by replacing the Goodwill face (actually a stylized "g") with the logo of the Misfits, for instance. That's not even outside the main Dallas/San Antonio/Houston + Louisiana area.
It's one reason why the "Places" feature exists and today is formed of the four core areas I'm most familiar with. Dallas-Fort Worth is coming soon, and possibly even a San Antonio/South Texas page further down the line. The "Places" feature functionally replaces the old "Former Restaurant Lists", which someone asked me about recently. When I first started writing the page I focused on areas I was somewhat familiar with, i.e. most of the Texas Triangle, so that included College Station, Waco, Houston, and a few others. But as that expanded, it became less fun and more of a chore to include the areas beyond it...not realizing how big Texas was especially compared to the list's inspiration, Michigan (the TT is a bit like Michigan in size, really)...and the non-chain restaurants deserved more of a story especially since so many of them were at risk for freeway widening, which is how the 290 page got started. So instead of just trying to make a list of just the chain restaurants I was able to focus more on the Texas Triangle and the places I actually wanted to cover. This led to the more in-depth pages like Galveston page that premiered last month, and not only let me cover many of the restaurants but also living restaurants, other retail, supermarkets, hotels, and the things that meant something to me.
Nevertheless it is not to be fully abandoned and the next page to be revamped has been Texas Land & Cattle (a menu is included!) as well as Luby's. I have plans for some of the big ones like McDonald's (I don't want to oversell it, but I envision that it will be amazing when it's done) and a few others but for most of them I don't have a lot to say on them. I have a page for JoJo's (among others) but I have nothing to say about them; haven't even been to their restaurants. I don't think I even have a picture of one of their stores in operation! Stuff like that is better left up to the experts in Houston chain restaurants.
That being said we have the usual additions. Under the "Places" departments, we have four big sections--Waco-Temple-Killeen, Austin, Bryan-College Station, and Houston.
Starting off with Austin, that page got more updates: additions to the I-35 in Hays County adds more San Marcos places, while the I-35 in Austin page has been updated as well, and while it once started out as a very rudimentary page that skipped basically everything from Highway 183 down to Highway 71, now covers the county evenly (and speaking of Highway 71, the Bastrop page on Highway 71 did see an update).
We round out the trip back to College Station with an update on Highway 21 in Caldwell. Heading south, the Texas Avenue page (College Station side) was updated as well--there's a couple of things that were never filled out on that page that have been added, and Kettle's closing. A bummer! However, it does make reference to a new Brazos Buildings & Businesses post, which based on Facebook activity no one seems to read anymore. Oh well! At least it's being documented. Further down the line, Highway 6 South has been updated, such as French restaurant Le Petit Cochon and some more hotels. and while I didn't do too much with the Navasota page, there's a new page on Arlan's Market and the what it was before.
Going down to Houston, the Northwest Freeway page (Hempstead to Grand Parkway) has been updated slightly, while the part from Beltway 8 to Loop 610 has received an absolutely massive update with 20 all-new entries! There's updates too...the Studio 6 turned into some very expensive (read: overpriced) apartments. Misc. Houston Roads, now known as Other Houston Roads got an update focusing on Richmond Avenue's nightclubs and restaurants, with some additions to Southwest Freeway. (That took focus, there were at least four or five other roads I wanted to add with substantial content but I deliberately cut those for time and further development. Plus Southwest Freeway still has a ways to go already!). Montgomery County has been added as well, featuring most of the remaining stuff cut from "Other Houston Roads". Some more work was done on the 43rd Street/Crosstimbers page, most notably filling in the commercial corridor between Oak Forest and Ella and extending coverage out to North Freeway. FM 1960 West got its first update in a while. There's more than a dozen additions, covering everything from a recently rebuilt Chick-fil-A near Eldridge to the former Carl's Jr. closer to Interstate 45 (and of course the corresponding updates). It is strange that while Kroger, Albertsons, and Randalls have all had at least two locations along FM 1960 at one point or another, H-E-B not so much. While the Beltway 8 page is still in the repair shop, we have finally premiered Hilton Inn Intercontinental Airport.
Why stop at Houston, though? Let's go onto Beaumont, where I went and fixed the Parkdale Mall map. It was cut off on one side. Nobody called me on this. Let's go even further with the introduction of Lafayette's The Real Superstore, a long-planned page for the site. That's where the thumbnail comes from. More context? Well, you'll have to read the page!
Other than that, well, what do we have? The Waco-Temple-Killeen section had some nagging errors were in the Loop 340 section, so the section was updated with the fixes and a few new entries. Nothing to get excited over.
Once again, a lot of the stuff I had in mind to add had the can kicked down the road yet again. The good news is, it's not like I didn't make progress on them; however, because I didn't make progress on them I had to change the thumbnail I was going to use. Next month hopefully we'll finally kick Places to the back burner and get on with original content, especially the stuff that I'd hoped to get done by this point.
Before we forget...an anonymous contributor sent in a picture of the College Station H-E-B Pantry. We thank contributors for their valuable input. This will be featured next month in a much larger page (unable to get it in for this month), but I thought this was a nice preview. See you next month!
OCTOBER 31 2022
The update this month mostly is maintenance-based with a few new features. There were some real issues this month. A major section of the site was to be totally rebuilt but I lost all confidence in myself and I couldn't do it. The Albertsons page wasn't supposed to be a tragedy either, and who knows how that will go...
I did do some more work on Places, especially seeing how Wikimapia seems to be more getting more broken and unusable.
- Houston's page now has Holiday Inn Central. This was actually uploaded last month but it was maybe 95% done. This fixes it. Additionally, the Misc. Houston Roads was completely redone, and in practice bears little resemblance to the old page, only FM 1960 East Bypass Road and Blalock Road were maintained, the rest of what was on there, like Sawdust Road, was removed (not permanently, all in good time). The page is a mish-mash of pages that never got off the ground, with nearly 50 entries covering about ten roads. There's spinning pianos in the sky, dead Target stores, several Garden Ridge sites, upmarket businesses that have since passed on, and short-lived soccer arenas. I'll probably continue to update it as I see fit--it's not designed to be comprehensive coverage. I'll probably merge the lone Dunvale Road entry into Richmond...but again, it's not necessarily on the to-do list. The Westheimer page has been updated once more. It's a full numbered update but probably not worth writing home about.
- While it is technically in the Houston section, check out the new Galveston page. It was fun to work on. There are a few hotels that I've personally stayed at, a McDonald's that's keeping it real, seaside dining with defunct names, and the only mention of a few names on the Internet (at least the "clearnet" Internet). It isn't meant to be a tourist guide.
- I-35 in Temple was updated with the new dark green color and some updates. Soup-throwing customers, abandoned railroads, lonely pizza restaurants, and possibly dead malls, it's all here on the new page. The other pages that received updates included I-35 in Waco and Valley Mills.
- The SimCity 2000 newspaper page continues to grow.
There were a lot of other projects I had been working on but none of them are really in the right shape to put up on the site yet, or even if I know that they'll do well on the site. There are also a lot of ways I can expand, but those often take resources of time and effort that I don't have, and because I usually don't get feedback, most of everything on the site is a labor of love. I don't bring up this as some subtle "donate you freeloading scum" message, but rather a request to send more emails or other feedback.
That's about it for this update...couldn't find a good image so it's one from the television series (can't tell if it would be Season 1 or Season 2 since "Season 1" was on YouTube) Don't Hug Me I'm Scared, you might recognize it. Also the Irish Spring link from last update was fixed, Texas Avenue Bryan was fixed, a line from the CC's Coffee House was fixed, and there's some new/updated sounds in the Yoot Tower page.
SEPTEMBER 30 2022
One of the ideas that I had in remaking the "Places" section--sometimes you gotta think big before you retract it to just a better version than before, was just trying to chronicle trips that I enjoyed, such as visiting the State Fair in 2016, but I didn't want an extended repeat of my posts from my old blog, Two Way Roads, where I repeated blow by blow everything that happened notable on the road, what I ate, and what movies I watched. I was also extremely unhappy at the way Carbon-izer Goes to Austin 2017...Plus Some turned out as written. It could've turned out a lot worse but it was still a bunch of half-baked ideas slammed together. I might just brush it behind for a while. What I decided to do instead was just to go back to the roots of "Project Aerostar", to just write about the interesting things and not worry about missing minutiae en route. Sort of, I guess like Myrtle Beach Remembered which is still updating despite a rather sprawling page that already looked dated in 2006. At least was updating until relatively recently.
I can't give MBR too much credit, however. It is a huge mess even by my standards and I'm not sure what the current-current status is. He didn't seem to address my submission of some Days Inn directory information. (Guess you shouldn't meet your heroes...)
This month's update does tend to lean more on video games in particular than the "Places" which have received focus but there's enough content for everyone. I scanned soap boxes this month! That's how diverse this site is!
I may discredit TWR as being out of date and frankly embarassing at times but as THIS site continues to develop, it has become what Two Way Roads, was like at its best. It had video games, it had travel pieces, it had random little bits and pieces, it had all that stuff. The only thing that's missing is the aforementioned irrelevant rants, which I won't dig into but I remember one was basically a eulogy for missed opportunities of the late Palm OS...and that was one of the ones that was less embarassing.
In no particular order, here are the updates this month:
- Carbon-izer Goes to the Mall of the Mainland, 2008 has received a minor fix (image centering).
- They Ruined Irish Spring: a rant about soap. With scans, of course!
- Life & Times at 5130 Bellaire has been renamed and rewritten again. Partly because I want to use "Life & Times" somewhere else in the future, I have an idea for this but I want to let it be a bit more developed.
- More SimCity 2000 newspapers!
- I did some improvements to Yoot Tower Guides. More sounds have been added (now in .WAV form to listen from a browser), a new VIP has been added to that page (YOOT SAITO has arrived at your tower!), Tokyo items have been updated to fourth star, a Notes page has been added, and a small page on the Japanese-only guidebook has been added.
- A quick fix to the "Bargain-3" map from the Power Pete Maps. A line designated a locked door had not been drawn in.
- Miscellaenous road updates -- H.K. Dodgen Loop, Interstate 35 in Williamson County, and Texas Avenue in Bryan. Crosstimbers/43rd Street, which did not get added last month for unknown reasons, has been added. Beltway 8 has been removed due to major problems with the page. In fact, Beltway 8 was one of the reasons I started to dislike the Roads format and was planning to re-do the entire page.
- A brand-new page on Cypress Gardens of Winter Haven, Florida.
- Further integration has been done to integrate the "Hinterland" page (Temple-Killeen) into the Waco page. The Interstate 35 in Bell County page still has the pink background but eventually that will change.
- Carbon-izer Features (as well as the main site index) has been updated to account for everything.
- Several sites have been taken off of the External Links for various reasons. One by request, one because I haven't visited it in years, and one because he just stopped updating.
- The 2022 Games list is up! The thumbnail is from Stunt Race FX.
- A Glider PRO walkthrough (Slumberland) is in its first stages. Check it out here.
- A mirror of "Ship of Harkinian" can be found at the site now. You don't have to worry about signing up for Discord! The programs allow you to compile and play a native version of The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time on your computer. The page can be found here.
A lot of this was summer stuff that was never added.
I'd love to update what people find interesting. I could update the Mighty Mike maps to be more print-friendly...I could add a Harry the Handsome Executive page since a skilled programmer made it possible to extract the maps...but I don't have the passion for it, and nobody's even asked. The Glider PRO walkthrough probably won't see any updates at this rate.
AUGUST 31 2022
Well, here we are again. Some personal issues prevented me from making the site what I wanted to, and ironically, what I wanted to de-emphasize, the city streets directory, now retitled as "Places" takes top precedence. The idea was that I could expand to other cities and buildings without tying them to street listings, which every one becomes a new pain to update. So there's not a lot to update, but I at least have a plan to move forward. Of the four main pages (the "Hinterland" was basically dissolved into Waco-Temple-Killeen), here are the updates:
The good news is that the rest of the stuff I was working on (in various forms of completion) will be seeing the light in future updates, where hopefully the now-Places will be de-emphasized.
In other news, you may remember when I added the "Citipedia". Unfortunately, I seem to have hitched my wagon to the wrong city sim. I had actually been hoping that the Citipedia posted would be hopelessly out of date due to new updates, but unfortunately, the last NewCity update was released before the last version of the site even went to press. Fortunately, there seems to be an attempt at an open-source reverse engineered version of SimCity 4, OpenSC4, which is kind of what I originally wanted anyway. Hopefully that goes better...and SimCity 4 as we know it is better documented.
If things go as planned the "good stuff" will appear next month, or at least some of it...
MAY 30 2022
These days, I consider the "City Directories" the meat and potatoes of the site. It helps me connect a lot with my memories and hopefully tell a story, as well as cataloging everything for future generations. But you know, it gets discouraging. For more than half of the month, the new Waco stuff didn't work, the pages never got uploaded...and no one cared. As a result, there's not really motivation to expand the pages further and every new page that gets added means it has to be updated for what's on there. This is going to turn into a maintenance nightmare, and I can't really add all the stuff I've been meaning to, at least not without some outside help.
I find Houston interesting and I had been tinkering with a few projects including linking the West Crosstimbers Road page to Northwest Freeway as a 43rd Street/West Crosstimbers Road page but I'm just not feeling it. I even wanted to work on FM 1960 West a bit as part of upgrading the Willowbrook Mall page into the new Malls format but I couldn't think of anything to do on the page besides merge the Costco and At Home entries into Burlington's entry...and maybe update Kroger's entry (at 12400 FM 1960 West) with the fact that the "Dollar Store" department really did exist as this 2003 newsreel shows. But none of the vacant spots that were covered last time have gotten filled, so there's not really a big point—from the top, Raceway, Sonic, Steak n Shake, Taco Cabana, CapitalOne Bank, Discount Tire, and another Taco Cabana are all still empty, and every one has been sitting for at least a year. What gives?
Speaking of malls, when the Sunrise Mall was added, it presented me with a dilemma...what do I do if things have changed since it was last updated? My answer: nothing. Like DeadMalls.com, there's more information elsewhere, and they provide a time capsule of what it was like when it was written.
While I intend to upgrade that page someday I have bigger fish to fry.
Regarding the "Streets/City Directories" section (it doesn't even have a consistent name), I'll probably discontinue any new additions except aforementioned the 43rd Street section and additional College Station-Bryan pages. What will happen later is I'll just start to add smaller featurettes. The last thing I need or want is some humongous mess that requires constant maintenance like the old restaurant list. What I'd like to do is just make smaller featurettes (under "Photos & More" or "Scans & Ephemera") that explore the rare and the interesting...and sometimes less interesting. I have some plans for it. More later.
On that note, I have to give Roger Barr's i-Mockery some credit as an influence to this site; perhaps it was the "thumbnails as features", but I hope that should some personal tragedy strikes I that I should ever abandon Carbon-izer. i-Mockery had been online since around 1997 and yet when Roger's wife took her own life in late 2017, he basically ceased updating the site and has been moping on Twitter for over four years at this point, only occasionally updating to the site to mope about how hard it is going on without his wife (and this is after a year hiatus from the Internet). Tragedy happens to all of us, but I hope that even in the midst of tragedy is not to give up on life.
To be entirely fair, there was only one update to my site in 2018, a rough year in my life, but that was also with an apology and at least a few new features by year-end. Granted, one of those is now hopelessly obsolete—it once showed AT&T and the WarnerMedia subsidiaries...but that's all dismantled now. WarnerMedia was sold to Discovery Inc. (creating Warner Bros. Discovery), but not before they sold Crunchyroll to Funimation (Sony) and TMZ to Fox Corporation (the Fox News/Fox Sports spin-off of 21st Century Fox before the rest of the company was sold to Disney). At least the AstroWorld page is still timeless.
i-Mockery also reminds a lot of the late X-Entertainment, which I can't link to because the site was removed with a robots.txt blockade, despite being "temporarily down for repairs" for a few years now. X-Entertainment was more unironically informative and had more interesting content, but I digress. (I also would have to cite X-E as an inspiration, which I think I mentioned back in Two Way Roads, my old blog).
Onto the actual updates, which I regret to inform you have had corners cut in ways I didn't intend. Burnout still happens.
We have two mall entries. The first one is Willowbrook Mall featuring some old GGP PDF site plans. There's no PDF copy of either site plans or the main directory from what I can see for Brookfield's stuff, just their garbage mobile directory. I try my best, though. The second one is Prudential Center, mostly trying to fill in for an existing directory.
The Waco pages have been updated. The Waco I-35 page has received a fairly minor update. It links to a gas station in the West/Elm Mott area that was demolished, cleans up the page, and a few other things. Further down, I-35 in Hays County got a few updates.
The Highway 21 page back to Bryan is completed with a new Caldwell page. As part of these updates, FM 2818 and Earl Rudder Freeway updated. I added a FM 1179 page but it's not as well-integrated as I'd like.
In something very different, I've added a text version of Citipedia, the in-game help to early access city simulator NewCity. I've written a bit on it but it's gotten better!
The final two things of note is a new "restaurant page" format. Gone will be the static restaurant closure lists (well, they'll still be there, just not updated), in their place will be new-format informational pages with all sorts of information. The upgraded pages include Wendy's with a 1995 nutrition facts guide (with the SALAD BAR!!!) and CC's Coffee House. The thumbnail is from the guide.
Other things that aren't really worth mentioning: Minor update to Loop 610, minor update to the Mall of the Mainland page, and a landing page for Houston Historic Retail readers.
It would be a miracle if everything I uploaded this month actually worked the first time I uploaded it instead of causing problems with 404 errors. Last month the Waco stuff was actually missing for like two weeks and the mall map page was still completely broken...
Aside from fixing that, that's it for a while. See you August 31st, when I can finally tell you all what I intend to do moving forward.
APRIL 30 2022
A few days before the March 31, 2022 update, I had "visited" South Padre Island via Google Maps Street View, specifically the causeway linking it to the mainland. The causeway has a series of emergency lights if there happens to be a collision and a section is damaged ahead, and, in another unusual road feature, a road sign with flashing warning lights to...watch for pelicans.
Perhaps, subconsciously, the images (slightly foggy might I add, from either reality or the poor quality cameras), reminded me of Galveston, which in turn has strong SimCity 4 connotations (personally), and that was what had me thinking of "grand unified theory" of the website. The cornerstone of this would be a section called "NewCity, Old Cities", which was basically a SimCity wish list (but explained mechanics) was supposed to tie everything together, most notably the "real world" from the site (the cities, the restaurants, the malls, etc.) to the virtual (video games). It was inherently a silly concept, but the bigger problem was so many of the things that weren't going to work. Yes, a few of the trips I've taken have had strong video game associations, particularly family trips when I was younger, but I realized I couldn't make that resonate with others.
Furthermore, many of the video games I did really enjoy (in particular, Deus Ex, which I don't believe has been covered yet) had absolutely nothing to do with the "Cities" section; nothing, and some of games I've gone through came during less-than-stellar times of my life. Fond memories of Super Mario RPG and association with trips to Louisiana? Terraria and even Factorio are associated with some rather bleak times. Not to mention all the other features of the site that have nothing to do with either cities or games, such as the K'NEX feature last month.
Overall, I have been working on the new "Cities" pages a lot as of late. There are different updates and new editions alike, all of them integrating with each other, but I realize I don't do much with the individual entries as they are. For example, all the ones in Bryan-College Station usually redirect to something previously written, and the links included are usually all more interesting that what I have. When I was adding Pinballz Kingdom to the Interstate 35 in Hays County section, I included a link to a site talking about its previous tenant, the 221 Dorsett Truck Stop.
Speaking of truck stops, I haven't done much with video games either these days (so much for "grand unifying theory", eh?), partially owing to a full-time job and not able to goof around so much. I am of course intrigued by the Texas DLC (still upcoming) of American Truck Simulator and its lavish environments...the "Driver" and "Heart's" truck stops are very much similar to the real things and I hope that fan-made mods restore the real brands...but as I noted in the 2021 games page, there's nothing in ATS that I actually enjoy in video games, no idea of building up something bigger and better, no memorable soundtrack, no storyline, and no good action sequences. I'd say to qualify you have to have at least two of those. While coming across a Love's, er, Heart's, in a video game may be cool, I'd rather BUILD something like that. WIth the cancellation of "NewCity, Old Cities", I had hoped to add NewCity's "Citipedia" to the site (which I did get permission for) but even that got scrapped for this update.
Instead, the only virtual city content this time around is the SimCity 2000 newspaper page has gotten its first update in about six months. It adds about 10 articles. I had also planned an update to the Yoot Tower Guides focusing on Towerkit but I decided to scrub it, in part because of some missing notes and the desire to put something up more complete.
Moving on, I did some updates to the Albertsons History page. It fixes some typos, expands Sankaran's section, and makes all sorts of other improvements.
The biggest update of course, and the reason why the thumbnail is what it is, is a new page and full directory scan of The Shops at Willow Bend in Plano, Texas! Yes, it also has a DeadMalls entry that has been there for years! It is, however, still open.
Besides the aforementioned I-35 in Hays County, here's some improvements to the pages that actually made the cut:
MARCH 31 2022
I don't like to reveal too much about myself, but this month's update has a lot of that. Before going WAY back, let's talk about the Cities section, which started out almost three years as "Project Aerostar" (hence, that's why the /aerostar/ directory is there). It is named after the family minivan and the vacations taken. But as for the actual content of the page itself, that comes a little later. Back when I was in high school, I was a big fan of Wikimapia, a site I discovered during my time there and started to add things to. It allowed you to draw boxes (later polygons) on a Google Maps layer and create a short paragraph (or even add pictures) regarding it. You could link them to other items through common streets (and ALSO give those a description), or common tags, or whatever. After adding most of my city and anywhere I might have traveled recently, I also took to making complete histories of buildings and places wherever I could, specifically retail buildings.
Indeed, a few of my entries in the Cities section refer to the fact that I wrote it up on Wikimapia. In early March, during the Russian-Ukrainian conflict, I found that the site was down. It had never been down before, at least for very long, but the site was Russian-based and conflicts with Ukrainian users in disputed area during peacetime was an ongoing problem. Despite that, I eventually fell out from the program myself. It wasn't JUST the wiki format that let my work easily be copied and manipulated under the very rules I signed up for, it was also fighting vandals and morons non-stop. (Internet moderators do not pay well). The administrators were incredibly incompetent, pushing out a "new" version that no one liked, getting one of the girlfriends to write some blog on Wikimapia (abandoned as quickly as it started), an ill-fated push to link it to social media profiles, and other garbage that no one liked.
The final straw was when they stopped paying Google for their maps and the layer was watermarked and darkened. So when it was offline this earlier month (it still has problems), I initially found it less saddening and rather, and I hate this word, but more empowering. It made me feel that my section and what I do on this site is the right choice to do. It turned out that it was only a DDOS attack and the site did reappear (ironically the superior "old" version and not the broken "new" version was the one that reappeared), but the Google Maps layer is still darkened and watermarked, and it has ads everywhere that are difficult to get rid of. So even though it's technically back, I avoid using it and have been copying down what I put down. It has been fun, really...it brings back memories of the places where I actually went (specifically Dallas) and/or virtually explored, but it's time to export content rather than create it.
There is stuff on there that really can't be elsewhere easily anymore these days, but it only reinforced the idea that Carbon-izer is the superior choice for putting up information on cities I enjoy and I'd like to see others do the same. This was the impetus of updating some of Loop 340 in Waco. The section was bulked up on some of that saved information while also fixing some of its grammatical errors. There was also an update to the page on Marie Callender's was updated to account for the closure of Fuji Steakhouse. While Woodway Drive is a project for another day, I did go ahead and fix and RibCrib's page. When it was added back in 2020, somehow copied the entire Index (as it was at the time, obviously the organization is a bit different) with non-functioning links.
Going south, I-35 in Bell County got an update. A tiny update for sure, only four entries are brand-new (and all but one of them are gas stations today). But Austin area pages got a huge upgrade. First, everything is decked out in a new peach color instead of the harsh orange. Williamson County didn't see a big update in terms of content except for two items, but the I-35 in Austin part saw substantially more, including going past Highway 71 toward Hays County. Between these two pages, you'll see dead discounters, even more 7-Eleven stores, a "Fiestalbertsons", and the last of a chain steakhouse restaurant. The portion of Highway 71 in Travis County again was light, with Bastrop receiving a bit more love. Yes, Bastrop too will be soon been fully incorporated into the Austin section! In a future update, the addition of Loop 150 & Highway 21 will provide a framework for to bring the roads back into College Station-Bryan.
Back in College Station, there's a new page on Southwest Parkway. The Bryan page got its Dairy Queen picture fixed. In many ways, including on Wikimapia, Southwest Parkway is where it all began, and I ruminate a bit on the businesses, apartments, and my old elementary school. I have business with all of them. The Southwest Parkway page, found here, isn't linked with any other page yet. Finally, in Houston, Loop 610 was updated.
Of course, that's not even counting two more big features!
First, the Malls Page welcomes two more BRAND NEW additions...Parkdale Mall and Barton Creek Square! Even Vista Ridge Mall got an update as well, mostly with the new color scheme alluded to in the previous update. It's that dark yellow that City Directories used before the breakup. I intend to add several malls in the future, but I also want to upgrade what I have to the new standards. While I have some big plans for the section, in the immediate future, I'd like to upgrade what I have to the new standards introduced. Neither the Corsicana Outlet Mall nor "A Newer, Safer Sharpstown" will be part of this.
Finally, Carbon-izer's K'NEX Page, has been added to Scans & Ephemera. This is where the source of the month's update thumbnail comes from, specifically, a newsletter from 1997.
Next month will probably be more of the same that builds on this, more backlogged material, and something that I'd like to think is the "grand unified theory" of the website. Well, maybe that's a bit too ambitious. See you next month!
Yes, the Power Pete maps page FINALLY works correctly now. FEBRUARY 28 2022
This is going to be a small update on account of a new job I got and moving and all that, plus it's February, which is cut by a few days anyway. The big change here is the addition of a full mall page for Vista Ridge Mall, as well as two other smaller changes: the removal of "Random" from the page (merging with "Photos & More", and to cut the size of the list, the Sunrise Mall and Mall of the Mainland pages have been removed) and the updating of the Texas Avenue (CS) page. The Bryan one (and I need to fix that broken DQ image) wasn't touched this time, unfortunately.
The removal of the Sunrise Mall and Mall of the Mainland links aren't arbitrary, they will be because what I've written for these malls will factor into a larger section of which these malls will be a part. Basically, the malls get their own page and section, and will be a combination of memories, mall maps, or whatever else I got on it. If I don't have anything to add (which will constitute the vast number of malls out there), it won't be added. Two more pages with directories and/or photos were also drawn up for new malls that have never seen the likes of Carbon-izer yet, but unfortunately they were cut from this update. I should probably make them a bit more visually distinctive somehow. The website's color palette has largely removed white-on-black but even if there weren't still some pages hanging around (pre-2019 games pages), I don't want to mimic DeadMalls' layout too closely.
There were several big changes that I wanted to add this month but couldn't, and some that are going to be done next month. That's the beauty of this site, everything keeps being added! ...but maybe not so much this update.
No, that is not my cat, nor does it have anything particular to do with this update.
JANUARY 31 2022
Most of the stuff for this month is a lot of minor updates and stuff I didn't get to previously. For City Directories, there's an update to Highway 71 in Bastrop, which might not even have been made if it wasn't for the fact I noticed the Stripes west of town is no longer a Stripes (and will not be a 7-Eleven). There's also updates in the College Station section (Harvey Road and FM 2154) and Houston (Westheimer Road, US-290 Inner Loop, and introducing Beltway 8). New stuff includes a trip to the Corsicana Outlet Mall and a menu from a Washington D.C. museum food court (interesting McDonald's museum items? There's more where that comes from...) and finally, there's a real page for the Bayport Industrial Development, which shows the formatting and expounds a bit on why I thought it was interesting. All in all, it's not a huge update but I hope you'll find it interesting. There's also a tiny fix to Sharpstown Center's page and some updates to China Coast as well. Finally, the Power Pete maps link on the main Index works now. Oops!
The thumbnail is from a picture I took from 2014, covered in the Corsicana Outlet Mall page.
DECEMBER 31 2021
With the big Houston mall update behind us, I wanted to mostly focus on video games and other travel features. Video games did get updated...there's a new page dedicated to Power Pete / Mighty Mike maps and the 2021 Games page has been completed with (appropriately) 21 listed.
What ended up getting updated was the Cities section. Austin got added, making it a complete adventure from Waco to Houston, or Waco to Bastrop, which also got a Highway 71 page to complement it. Additionally, although I wanted to make the College Station-Bryan section much bigger, the only one that was added was the Texas Avenue Bryan page. (Also updated, the College Station Texas Avenue page, Highway 6 South, and Earl Rudder Freeway). The City Directories page was removed from the Main Index, and at this point, the only thing that needs to be done in regards to that is to continue dismantling the "Misc. Houston page". The Beltway 8 items were planned at a later point, anyway. Westheimer Road got a minor update (v7.1), though the FM 1960 page got a bigger update. And in the Waco department, the I-35 page in Waco got updated.
Both the "I-35 in Waco" page and the "I-35 in Williamson Co." page feature YouTube commercials that were added by me personally, so they probably won't get removed without notice any time soon. (At least I hope not). Here's my YouTube channel! It updates Monday-Wednesday-Friday!
Finally, STR assisted in updating the China Coast page. One new location, as well as store numbers, were added, as well as some other minor fixes. The Rattlers' page was updated mostly to account for what is and what is not connected with 7-Eleven anymore.
The thumbnail is from Mario Kart 64, one of the nine games added to the 2021 games list.
NOVEMBER 30 2021
I wanted to make this a Houston-themed update, talking about my memories of visiting the city on many road trips in the 2000s and very early 2010s. However, the best I could do was writing about Northwest Freeway, and there's really nothing groundbreaking about anything else, they're just fond memories coupled with the right things. Rather, while there's lot of Houston content to go around this update: starting with the furthest part of 290, we've done some pretty big things to the Houston section. Working down from it, a number of updates were made, like updating Hempstead Truck Stop, and then working down Northwest Freeway, including strip malls (and updating them--Corky's is out, Burro & Bull is IN!), giving a proper picture to that defunct swimming pool off of 290, a new look completely AROUND Loop 610, and continuing down Katy Freeway. Many of the shopping centers featured on US-290 and I-10 also got PDFs with tenants. Connecting Katy Freeway and Northwest Freeway is the Gessner page which now has spun off Memorial City Mall as its own page (see next paragraph)...it got an update too. It's not huge, but it does cover Baskin-Robbins (open as long as Memorial City Mall has been), an Asian-styled laundromat, and a few others. The page only covers about 9 miles of Gessner as opposed to the 36 mile juggernaut it follows down to Pearland.
Rather, a concrete thing to this update is about the malls of the Houston area. Basically, every mall in Houston that has been mentioned has received an update in some way. Unfortunately, the Town & Country Mall section in the Katy Freeway page (which itself got an update), everything else did. The Galleria got an update (along with Westheimer Road as a whole, wanna learn about a strip club named after a terrible person?), there's a new map for Northwest Mall (seen on the Northwest Freeway pages), a massive new Memorial City Mall page with a complete history including directories, a trip to Mall of the Mainland from several years back (2008), an oddly telling Sharpstown Center commercial, and a page on Sears in-store restaurants in the late 1980s. Additionally, Willowbrook Mall's page got a small update, as did Pavilion on Post Oak! If you like Houston malls, maybe missing Houston Historic Retail's "Month of Malls", check out the content here, you won't regret it!
Part of this has been incorporated into the Mall Directories page, which has been reformatted to include quick links for The Galleria, Memorial City Mall, and others.
The rest of the site didn't get nearly the same attention. The Waco-Bastrop route, specifically, I-35 in Temple page has been renamed to "I-35 in Bell County" and has been updated to Salado. Next stop: the Austin metro! We already covered a few I-35 sites in an Austin retrospective.
The BCS pages got a minor update. Somehow, the new 4.0 version of Texas Avenue in College Station never got uploaded (the "v3.1" got re-uploaded instead), this was fixed earlier this month. Earl Rudder Freeway got a minor update, as did FM 2818. The Highway 6 in Calvert & Hearne got its color fixed, a change so minor nothing was noted. Elsewhere in that part of the world, a long-broken link in the Zachry page was fixed. The main page of the Bryan-College Station section does not mark these changes.
The "Big List" has been updated to account for the Sharpstown and Mall of the Mainland pages; however, the Sears page isn't there as it will eventually be in a full page under Retail. Likewise, neither is Memorial City Mall (check the Houston page).
The Games page got an update, adding Wave Race 64 and American Truck Simulator to the "2021 Games", and changing the thumbnail to something based on Friday Night Funkin' instead of Power Pete/Mighty Mike based one. This is to eventually give a dedicated page to the Power Pete maps page.
The thumbnail is from the Sharpstown Center commercial page. I have posted other commercials for the Houston area and beyond there, and more will be added!
OCTOBER 31 2021
There's no particular "theme" to this month's update, just stuff and other fixes.
What started as a small page to cover the "Pantry Pals" (see thumbnail) evolved into a more robust (slightly) H-E-B page that covers the dated Marlin H-E-B store, which I photographed about a year ago and have been meaning to add.
Additional papers added to the SimCity 2000 Newspaper Project (nearly two dozen).
Nanosaur has been added to the Steam Banners page.
"The Abandoned Hempstead Shell", a new page, has been added.
Major changes have been enacted in the Bryan/College Station section. The blog will still continue in its own style and not compete directly. There is a new color scheme (grey, like the Houston Uptown page used to be). The FM 2818 page has been finally added, and all of the other pages have received updates in some way or another, particularly the Earl Rudder Freeway page, which at one time merely served as a "passageway" post between the more developed Waco and Houston posts, and has finally come into its own. The Gateway Center page was integrated with both, but the FM 2154 page got a new page on Jones Crossing. (Maybe that will turn out to be a mistake in the long run--stay tuned!)
Not to be outdone, there are a few updates in the Houston department also. The changes in the B/CS pages go all the way down to Northwest Freeway and into Houston. Westworld Cinema has a new page, for instance (the first stand-alone Houston page in a while) as well as another on Houston's first Travelodge, but there's been some work on and around the Gessner Road page, including updating the Katy Freeway page to its seventh update incarnation. It's not a huge update, but it does add Marq*E Entertainment Center, and by extension, brings back the Cameron Iron Works section. West Crosstimbers Road was upgraded and "connected" to the North Shepherd Drive page, which also got a new update, albeit a fairly small one.
Waco's Valley Mills page got an update (mostly to account for the Ryan's building being demolished, but it fixes other things, like a broken link in the Catfish King page). Actually that's not the only thing. There's other content--such as a picture of an older Taco Bell restaurant, and Riesel's page got another update too. Further south, the I-35 Temple page updated as well (fixes, additions...continuing to creep toward Austin), even Temple's Dodgen Loop got a small update.
The outside links page needs a major overhaul but I've done what I can. Additionally, the old Features Index got a complete overhaul to reflect everything on the site, alphabetically, except sub-pages. (A new "Scans & Ephemera" list was also added).
Former Chain Restaurants of Texas, a collaboration with STR, has been launched. This is not part of Carbon-izer, but it will replace the old Former Chain Restaurants List hosted here.
SEPTEMBER 30 2021
Changed a few things retroactively on this site, the guy behind South Texas Retail has asked me to remove his actual name from the site, so all references here have been changed to "South Texas Retail" (where I can find them). There have been a few other changes and updates. FM 1960 and Westheimer Road are now on "Version 6.0" with a dozen new entries and several more updates. This particular month was sort-of supposed to be an Austin themed update but couldn't find enough things to actually make it work, so instead that was worked into "Carbon-izer Goes to Austin 2017...Plus Some", which includes a few other things of note, including a restaurant I ate at in 2004, the unusual fate of an Austin Travelodge, and a solid history of the Austin Truck Terminal truck stop. There's only so much I can do for cities, especially if they have something tied to content. Maybe I should just try to make it more generic, like the "defunct malls" theme a while back. There's also the problem that after a burst of activity when this site officially started back in 2015, it's really not meant for monthly updates. I usually updated when I felt like it.
One more significant update was able to make it in last minute (as I had been working on it); "The Nickelodeon Hotel—when it was just a Holiday Inn". This was supposed to be part of the even larger "Restaurants & Hospitality" theme I had planned on. The mention of the Travelodge, Mongolian Grille, Burba's, and all that were part of that larger, grander scheme. The rest of the stuff is pretty minor.
* "Bertha Bigglesworth" (not "Martha Bigglesworth" as the August 31 2021 update originally reported, before it was fixed) has been added to the Yoot Tower VIPs page.
* Otto Matic has been added to the "2021 Games" page. Like Power Pete/Mighty Mike and Bugdom, it is a Jorio/Pangea port.
* The 1/21 and 2/21 updates still had 2020 listed. This has been fixed retroactively.
* Rusty Scupper's page has been updated with a fixed typo, new color, and additional club in the space.
* Minor fixes to the "former Applebee's page".
The thumbnail is from an advertisement for Omelettery West, the original name of Magnolia Cafe in Austin (the location shown was open until last year). It was sourced from the Austin Chronicle's 1982 Restaurant Issue and supposed to referring to a big feature on defunct Austin restaurants but ultimately this was re-tooled into the page that was actually posted.
AUGUST 31 2021
THE WAIT IS OVER!! It's the end of summer so time to get back on updating Carbon-izer, and do we have an update for you! Well, it was supposed to be bigger and cooler, but that got scaled back, unfortunately and several things I had intended to add got cut for time. Still though...almost every section of the Roads section have received substantial updates. In Waco, the I-35 page has a few new updated businesses as well as a full page (with photos) on Ivy Square and all of the businesses around it, from IHOP to Shoney's/Jim's, and there's pictures of everything. Check it out! Of course, the I-35 page got updated to account for Ivy Square, as well as other changes (R.I.P. Waco/Bellmead Luby's). There's also updates of Valley Mills Road and Loop 340, though these are less impressive. Going down to College Station, Calvert and Earl Rudder Freeway have been filled out, as well as every page down to (and including) 610. FM 1960 and other roads coming off Highway 6 likewise got passed over for updates this time around, and we finally end with Westheimer Road, which received some new updates, particularly regarding the history of what is now Molina's Cantina, bumping the total count of what's covered to almost 70 entries. I have been working on FM 1960's "Version 6.0" but alas, that will have to wait until another update! Additionally, some issues with Marlin's page have been fixed.
Outside of the Waco-Houston spectrum, everything else has been largely ignored. There were a few new pictures to Sears on North Shepherd and a minor update to Loop 363 in Temple, but that's it. I had intended to continue working down on I-35 toward Austin (and ultimately toward 21 in Bastrop), but it was one of the cut items. Ah well, enough for an Austin-themed update sometime! (The Houston-themed update will have to wait, also).
Moving on to the Games department, the 2021 games have been updated with several new titles and Yoot Tower Guides received an update in the form of the three-star Hawaii item guide, three-star Tokyo guide, and the VIPs. (It is missing Bertha Bigglesworth). The thumbnail for this month is adapted from one such VIP, King Kamehameha. The original idea was to have enough content for a Bastrop theme, but again, I never got the resources I needed. The SimCity 2000 Newspaper Project has about 18 new entries. There were also some errors with uploading the Power Pete maps last time...these were fixed.
There are some changes in the Index. The Games page has a new picture, replacing Pokémon Gold's thumbnail (from 2019) with one from The Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening. Former Chain Restaurants got moved back to Restaurants & Retail. Photos & Miscellaenous was split between "Photos & More" and "Random". Lone Star Arches was moved to "Photos & More" (this was to be dismantled). "Random" got a new page on "Gonna Electric Shock O.J." just mostly as a proof of concept to continue to expand that section.
The Former Chain Restaurant list was updated slightly, once again in association with South Texas Retail (basically almost a co-op project at this point that's merely hosted on this site). Applebee's has been added, Arby's was updated (again), and Burger King has been updated. These take a bit longer to do. The Rattlers' page was updated however.
Finally, some new scans have been added! The Treasure Ship has a Hook's Grille & Grog menu added (and the mention of the third restaurant). We'll have to look at the other games in the near future.
I know that it may seem a little bit slim for three months off but I did take some time off of it completely and the issue of side-wide burnout has been largely fixed.
MAY 31 2021
About five years back, I made a post on the old Carbon-izer Blog referring to "Exprezit!", a rather eye-catching gas station and convenience store brand, and referring to a particularly memorable Christmas, with so many elements and interests of mine at the time all converging for something great. (I'll spare the details, but I almost want to tell it for my own records).
Well, part of all that was visiting my dad's parents (where notably, Christmas was not held, but we were served deep-fried turkey) in one of their houses in Lakeland (they moved around a lot) and it ended up actually being the last time I saw my grandmother alive. Lakeland I have visited a few times since (not a lot of retail information or information on its corridors), and together with Tampa and Orlando could be a great place to cover, but unfortunately it's out of the scope of this site. Not that it matters much—I know even less about Lakeland itself than Baton Rouge (previously discussed). Anyway, Florida-related content WILL be added in the future but unfortunately not in this update.
Rather than a specific place, one of the many, many things I associate with Lakeland, Florida was an old Macintosh computer my grandmother once had that my cousin later inherited...which had Power Pete installed. It never made it onto my families' computers (contemporarily, anyway) so it was always a treat to play it (though again, the last time I played it THERE was in the early 2000s). While I did play it on other computers including emulators and a real genuine iMac in later years, it's only with the open-source port mentioned last update where it leads the charge in the latest new featurette. The new "2021 Games" page in the site's Games page has five games currently covered: Mighty Mike/Power Pete (the name changed later), Bugdom (fun!), Friday Night Funkin' (meme game), Eversion (wrote about this one some years back but it never got posted), and Bachman (added as part of transition away from "old list")...and there's more to come!
Do check out the section if you're considering it. I've got full labeled maps for Power Pete/Mighty Mike, made 'em myself with the base map rips (except for one). You heard it here first!
The Roads section is now complete from Interstate 35 in Waco to Northwest Freeway. A few other pages have been added to maintain continuity but aren't really done yet, including Earl Rudder Freeway and Highway 6 In & Near Hempstead. Highway 6 in Hearne & Calvert is a little better. It has a picture of a former Shell station turned independent ("Flo-Mart Express"). The Temple-Killeen section was renamed to "The Hinterland" to fit in with the new Highway 6 in Marlin/Reagan page. The last piece of 290 was published here, replacing the old all-purpose page that has largely been retired. (The old version can be seen on Archive.org.)
The following "Roads" pages received updates: Riesel (minor errors, integration with next page), Texas Avenue in College Station (integration with the upcoming FM 2818 page, formatting), FM 2154 (integration with the upcoming FM 2818 page, formatting), and most notably FM 1960, where more has been brought to the table. I wanted to mostly fix an error involving the Whataburger near Jones Road but ended up doing a little bit more. The aforementioned FM 2818 page, however, was cut in this update again; I just wasn't happy with the page and the progress.
A small update was also done to "Sunrise Mall: Director's Cut", Steam Banners got a small update (Power Pete's banner is linked to the new review, Panic Restaurant's is removed), and the Former Restaurants got updated (China Coast is linked in the page, which may have accidentally been removed in a previous update). Former Restaurants got moved to "Photos & Miscellaneous" as part of its unusual, non-standard layout and content...and specifically the following restaurants are new or updated: Kona Ranch (links to Brazos Buildings & Businesses), Einstein Bros., El Pollo Loco, Wendy's (there was one in Georgetown that I couldn't find), and McDonald's.
The last one only added one true entry (50 more new and updated entries for McDonald's alone are in the queue, including a lot of former Walmart locations) but in the end the "one true entry" was just the location at Ben Taub Hospital. I ended up not doing anything for Lone Star Arches like I planned (it was mostly one page on some former locations/locations changed beyond recognition, after quickly scrapping a plan for a full location/opening list...plus some photos that I wanted are buried somewhere), but instead it will be replaced with something even more exciting (and integrate a lot of the content featured here previously, like 2014's In Search of a Mansard Roof McDonald's as well as a number of scans. I don't want to promise anything big, but it will be a big feature when it's done, and almost certainly will cover content outside Texas...or even the USA!
Now for the "bad" news of the update--I'm going to take some off. The update schedule is pretty rough and I'm getting burned out on just about everything now. In the meantime, I can "re-balance" the site by going through what needs to be updated and finished off. I'm not going to say exactly what will be done, but I will say that the next update theme will be "Houston" and feature a more comprehensive Galleria page (at least).
Oh, and regards to that fried turkey...bad first impressions. It was rather dried out.
APRIL 30 2021
From the moment I put it up, I knew last month's update would be hard to top. It had everything. It had photos, videos, restaurant lists, scans, video games, everything. From Arby's to Yoot Tower, it was there. The next month's post was supposed to be about food somehow, but despite it being a hobby of mine, I couldn't really make a food subsection of the website.
Should it be reviews of food & drink, recipes, restaurants, unusual finds? Mostly I had wanted it to be some sort of actual resource for people who actually like food. A few months ago on a recent "Updates" page, I disregarded Lileks.com as "hacky". The site's main claim to fame is "The Gallery of Regrettable Food", with snarky commentary on a variety of mid-century (1940s into the 1970s) recipes, each with themed sections (such as one on the terrible creations with vegetables). What annoys me about it, is not that the food looks good (it doesn't) but that without the sources or recipes, the snark is meaningless. This is not just strictly Lileks' problem, it's endemic on Facebook and Buzzfeed as well.
With recipes, even the most ambiguous, icky-looking recipes can turn out to be more decent than they look, though this isn't always the case. Still, at least all those old recipes were run through some sort of quality assurance. We may live in a world where we scoff at 1950s montrosities, but yet we've got people like Jack Scalfani videos where the recipes look abhorrent and you can clearly tell that on some items, the host only pretends to enjoy them, and there are, to quote a former President, "many such cases" of other "recipes" on the Internet that aren't actually designed to be eaten.
One other thing that I had wanted to do in relation to food was a more scientific-based approach that analyzed common food additives and why they were nothing to fear, taking a swipe at fake-news articles about food that still routinely appear on the top of Google searches and attempting to clear the air about something that genuinely ticked me off, and there wasn't anything like what I wanted to do. I don't know why I abandoned that project, but it didn't really fit with what I wanted this site. It was supposed to be fun, and a heavy-handed article why there's absolutely nothing wrong with food-grade Red 40 (or whatever the latest "poison du jour" was) would be a very poor integration to the site.
In the end, even the minor things I wanted to do with the theme ended up being scrapped entirely, with the exception of some details of a cook-your-own-steaks restaurant (more on that later). Rather, the focus on Riesel, Texas, which has been added to our on-going "Cities" section. It expands upon the page that once had only the Exxon station covered, itself a bit of a landmark when I was a teenager still on those road trips, and an actual stop during a few times when I went up to Waco on my own.
If we were talking about food, that was perhaps one of the best food items on the road I've had as an adult. Yeah, you can luck out on take-out hamburgers and fries, but there is something purely magical about properly prepared fried chicken (with the Bush's Chicken inside), something that brings out the poultry taste (it was even better of course with the seasoned salt). People may talk about how food is "better" now, yet we're still hawking the same old white chicken breast cuts, which, even if it's not processed, tastes like whatever you decide to coat it with.
Mostly what got updated this month was a number of roads pages, which I do find fun, at least for now. These include North Shepherd Drive, which adds a picture (sorry, no further updates on the Sears page) and integrates with the new I-610 page, which also chains with Westheimer Road. Westheimer Road "4.0" adds maps of shopping centers, a few restaurants, a few gas stations, and a few hotels. The focus of Westheimer Road's update is U.R. Cooks, which has reviews and ads.
Further out, Northwest Freeway Part 2 was added (NW1 didn't get much to it beyond some new links). A bigger update was applied to FM 1960's page.
Going up to College Station, a page on FM 2818 wasn't going too well so a page on Highway 6 South was slapped together. It was integrated with the Navasota page (which got a small update) and Texas Avenue College Station (which got a small update), but not FM 2154.
The Waco updates include Interstate 35 updates in Waco (and Temple), along with a minor update to Loop 340 (which also connects to the aforementioned Riesel page).
The Steam Banners page has been updated again with one for Power Pete (Mighty Mike), and not wishful thinking either...it's been open sourced (the code at least) and you can find builds here for your system. (Speaking of the Steam Banners section, I really need to re-do that one for Panic Restaurant sometime...or remove it).
Due to the nature of the project, the Former Chain Restaurant List has struggled to get updates (it didn't take long to figure out that Texas was much bigger than Michigan, and thus that much bigger of an undertaking). Unfortunately (and I know some of you will be disappointed), no lists made the cut this time. Part of this problem is I no longer find the lists that fun anymore: if it starts becoming a chore and/or obligation it probably won't see much action. If the Streets section starts becoming a drag, I finish off "Phase I" to the minimum (Waco to Houston complete, Waco to Bastrop complete) and not touch it again for months, if not years.
I like the idea of city-themed updates, and I have in mind something for next month based on a little thing I've been working on these last few days.
MARCH 31 2021
Today's update theme is "The Great Mall in the Sky", focused on dead and otherwise historical retail. As I noted last month, this was partially prompted by the death of Sears in Texas (full line) and Fry's Electronics.
The thumbnail from this one is from a set I've seen kicking around on other sources before (Pinterest, which Google seems to prefer for image searches, much to my chagrin) but further digging revealed it to be from White Flint Mall in Maryland...which explains the unfamiliarity of it, as it was never on DeadMalls.com or Labelscar. The biggest mainline reference I can find to it (from sites that were around in 2007) is from Sky City in 2014. Must have missed it.
It is said that the reason for the so-called "retail apocalypse" is too much retail space in this country, a sort of natural reckoning for what has been built up and must come down. Online shopping is the future, the only common store that can survive with any sort of six-figure square footage is Walmart...et cetera, et cetera. If you have spent any time around retail forums or articles, this all will sound very familiar to you. (In fact, parts of this diatribe have been copied from some of my own forum posts).
But it's just not true. There's no question that certain areas are over-retailed, especially in areas where traffic and population never panned out (Woodville Mall in Ohio, for instance) or has changed so dramatically in terms of demographics it no longer makes sense to have a middle-to-upper income shopping mall.
It is not, however, to excuse why we can't have 200k+ square foot department stores anymore, or malls in general. The retail world has been heavily hurt by hedge fund investors, which exploit the current financial system to mulch any business that's functioning but a bit down on their luck. On the other hand, I do blame certain stores for not using their large square footage to their advantage. Why, for instance, can I go into the biggest, nicest Macy's in Houston, and find that their men's clothing section is a bizarre mixture of shirts you might wear to a discotheque, $700 ski jackets with designs on the back, or shirts with thin synthetic fabrics that women's clothing are known for?* Why can I not even go into my local J.C. Penney looking for a decent polo shirt in my size (and I am not particularly tall, short, or fat) and walk out empty handed?
I don't see any easy solutions to why things are why they are, but blaming, in essence, a large catalog retailer (which, essentially, is what Amazon is, or Walmart, is not the answer. Even when Sears itself was at the top of its game (also, like Amazon, diversified), other retail survived and thrived.
It should also be noted that even if things turn out okay in the end, the analysts who get paid to write this garbage never suffer blowback, even if they are always wrong. I guess it's one of those things where you know the right people and get an easy job for life. The rest of us have to do this for free, and are usually right. For example, the post-merger Albertsons has been a notable success story, and I can pull up articles where it was genuinely believed that Safeway Inc. would be torn up for real estate. The Texas market was in question, and while United/Albertsons/Tom Thumb has been doing well in north Texas, Houston is a different story. Like Sears, the 1950s-era store at 5130 Bellaire has finally expired. As such, the page, "Life & Times at 5130 Bellaire" was updated to not only account for the closure of the Randalls (with a few other details added) but also touched up to better integrate with the Houston section. It may get a rename and get additional changes later on, but for now, it's fine.
As mentioned, new pages have been added in response to the defunct retail, such as the North Shepherd Sears and Fry's Electronics.
Other retail-related additions are tied in with updates to the "Cities" department. Starting in Waco, we have a new page on Loop 340 which includes a small update on Richland Mall, and a bit on Central Texas Marketplace, an outdoor shopping center that competes with it. Linked to Loop 340 is an updated I-35 page, and that all comes with an update to the page on Twisted Root/Texas Playhouse. This Loop 340 page covers only the parts that are overlapping with Highway 6, but the rest of Loop 340 hasn't been neglected, the former Albertsons in Bellmead had its store number discovered, #4221.
Jumping down to College Station (the rest of the Highway 6 pages still aren't done), we have FM 2154 and to the south, the Navasota page. The pages are left "uncolored" as I haven't decided on a new color scheme yet, but Navasota does have a picture.
Jumping down to Houston, the FM 1960 page was updated, and features a new Willowbrook Mall page (here, but it doesn't have much). The FM 1960 page also introduced a new format to the other pages by breaking it up into distinct "blocks" rather than listing every stoplight (or exit). As part of adding the North Shepherd Sears article, the North Shepherd Drive page got updated.
And what sort of retail-focused update can do without updating the Mall Maps page, a long-neglected section of the site? It includes Grapevine Mills with its GameWorks junior anchor, which despite being from 1998 (and found in 2004) was just in time and place with my Yoot Tower obsession (also from 1998, but new to me), as it turned out that GameWorks was a real thing after all. Well, not exactly as depicted in the game, which is explored in the new page at Yoot Tower Guides shows, the page where it talks about the Japanese changes, found here. Short version: U.S. GameWorks wasn't as cool as depicted in the game (isn't that always the truth?), but it was not actually GameWorks to begin with.
I noticed that in the process of Features to Scans & Ephemera a few months ago, the link to For Whom the Southwestern Bell Tolls got deleted from the main pages. That's okay! I don't intend on updating it (or explaining the reasons why) but I won't delete it either. There are still a few residual links on other pages, and it still stands as a part of the website that tried to be a bit different.
The last item to be updated is the Rattlers' page, which not only includes some updates/additions to other stores like the Victoria store (shout out to South Texas Retail, again) but if it's still part of the 7-Eleven family (most aren't).
Finally, the Former Chain Restaurant list has been updated with new additions/formatting fixes to the following entries:
In addition to the original picture shared at the Navasota page, the Luby's picture I took (with the cheap, traditional film camera in November 2006) can be seen here. It was a fun trip. I miss Luby's being around (even if it was a bit dowdy, even then), just as I miss other things associated with the past. But perhaps we can make a better future, a future that always improves, just like this website...
* This was previously mentioned at the The Galleria page, which itself has received a minor update FEBRUARY 28 2021
One of the many, many, scrapped ideas for this site was some sort of essay/article section, written by me as a way to have a bit of a personal mark on the site (with subjects beyond the topics covered here). This was not to be. I don't have a writing career, otherwise the articles I've written might have had some sort of merit. Obviously, politics were a no-go area, based on the fact that it's a good way to alienate people and the chance of not being knowledgeable of the topic on hand would only worsen the issue. Besides—the old Carbon-izer blog on Blogspot (it sort of was designed to be a "companion" to the site, but it didn't really work) has some stuff that has not aged well (and let's not even talk about some of the stuff I've taken off of Two Way Roads). As a result, the compromise is making a bit of a short post of sorts for the updates, all with a bit of a theme.
Originally, this was month was supposed to be just routine updates, and the next month was supposed to be "The Road to Baton Rouge", based on my memories of going there to see family when I was younger. But when I sat down and really started planning it, all that I could really do was write a bit on The Real Superstore (more about that later) and maybe make a few road updates, which I would normally do.
The reason why I was able to gain a foothold with the Waco section is that I had something to work with in terms of old photos and some newspaper archives. What am I supposed to say about Tiger Truck Stop in Grosse Tete, the truck stop that had a live tiger for years (and somehow I missed it when we stopped for gas once), and was only briefly mentioned on Netflix's Tiger King? What am I supposed to say about the late Jay's Donuts at Harrells Ferry and O'Neal, in which I got a donut with red and blue sprinkles (in 2004) that wasn't even that remarkable? What am I supposed to say about H-E-B's lone stand in Lake Charles?
Granted, I do have some photos of the CS/Baton Rouge journey that I took in 2006 (I know it was 2006 based on the gas prices), but most of them aren't great. They were taken from an inexpensive conventional camera (resulting in blurry photos), most were taken at weird angles, and there really wasn't much to see in them. There was a closed Luby's Cafeteria (signed that way) in Orange, Texas and a good shot of Navasota, but that was about it.
Next month, I plan to focus more on retail, with the recent death of Fry's Electronics and the Bellaire Randalls in mind (plus the exit of full line Sears stores in Texas, which we all knew was coming, but Fry's, yikes!). But today, it's just going to be updates. Part of the motivation for this was the fact that "connecting" I-35 from Waco all the way to Temple took up far more time than I anticipate, and I told myself to not to get wrapped up in any big/ambitious projects, which there has been a lot of recently. Yoot Tower Guides did not get an update this time around, but the SimCity 2000 Newspaper Project did.
In the Cities/Houston section, I updated Royal Sonesta's page with the new page color and a floorplan of the hotel...and gave Westheimer Road a "Version 3.0" update with now 50 entries to look up, covering both current tenants and their departed counterparts, like Sakowitz, Sizzler, Texadelphia, Kids R Us, Wolfe Nursery, Golden Chick, Soapsuds Sawdust & Scents (which has a new ad!), Luther's BBQ, and more. There's a Guest Quarters ad there, too! Topping this all off is revamping City Directories' North Shepherd Drive page. This is where the thumbnail is sourced, the former Jack in the Box on North Shepherd. Note that as of this writing, this doesn't really connect with the "patchwork" mentioned last month, but that will soon change. The Temple page got an update...turns out I was a bit too hasty in updating the Dodgen Loop page last time and assumed that the Burger King closed due to franchise issues.
Under the Retail Chains section, the Kroger section has something on the Seabrook location (this was actually uploaded a while back but never finished or linked). Albertsons has a little bit more...there's a new page on their coffee shops, an updated link regarding the San Antonio stores, and a small update to the Great Plains stores.
Finally, two entries were updated on the former Fast Food list: Bennigan's and Arby's. I wanted to do more, and already I've been informed that I need to update those two. A minor update to Wendy's was done (fixing one entry, adding one, and updating one). It still needs a more extensive update (as the rest do...)
Additionally, some minor fixes were made here and there.
JANUARY 30 2021
Not nearly as much as I wanted, mostly some extra pages and updates, so it basically reflects last month except a lot less new things.
* Updated the Rattlers' page, accounting for the replacement tenant for "my" Rattlers closing.
* Yoot Tower Guides updated with more on the Tokyo scenario and a Sounds page.
* December 2020 games have been added, incorporating actually a game from THIS month along with a bunch of others to bring parity to the old index. I'm not even sure what to do for NEXT month, or if the section will expand at all...but I've got some ideas.
* Lone Star Arches, a McDonald's-centric page with photos, has been added. This has of course the main update's picture.
* More roads to explore! In addition to Valley Mills Road getting an update, you can go all the way down from that to Dodgen Loop on Interstate 35, linked within. Meanwhile, College Station has University Drive, and Houston has a new US-290 page (returning to the site proper!). Additionally, there's some information on Gateway Center and Egg Roll House over on the University Drive East page...stuff that was planned for Brazos Buildings & Businesses. In the future, we'll aim for three roads a month, each adding onto the existing patchwork.
* Minor fixes here and there (notably, Fat Barbie's link not working from the Scans & Ephemera index).
* Yes, I know that the Bellaire Randalls referred to in Life & Times at 5130 Bellaire is currently in its death throes, but that page isn't changed.
DECEMBER 30 2020
While the main page doesn't look too different (one of the bigger differences from last month) this time around, a substantial number of things have been added under the hood. Here's the list.
* Updated the Rattlers' page. South Texas Retail informed me of the Corpus Christi Whistle Stop being a Chevron originally, and "my" local Rattlers has closed down for good. (The first paragraph has also been updated to account for new changes within the chain and its slow conversion into 7-Eleven).
* There is a now dedicated page for Yoot Tower Guides, at least version 1.0 of the site I want to make. It includes a full scanned manual of the U.S. Macintosh version. The Yoot Tower page on the website itself has a fixed link on the "Liberty Manual" which apparently no one told me about.
* November 2020 games have been added. Additionally, the October 2020 games page has received a minor update.
* The SimCity 2000 Newspaper Project received a small update.
* Steam Banners is back with a new look and new banners for Glider PRO and Apeiron. Monkey Island 2 got a new banner (old one wasn't very good), as well as Kid Klown in Crazy Chase (it's not a bad box art crop anymore), and the inspiration for this update's thumbnail.
* The Treasure Ship, a new entry to the Scans & Ephemera page has been added.
* As part of upgrades to the new Scans & Ephemera page, the following have been removed (there still needs to be work done on the page) from the Features page as they have been added to their respective sections. Confederate House, Life & Times at 5130 Bellaire, The Galleria, and The Greatest Hypermarket I Never Knew (Auchan) are now all at the unified Houston page that was introduced last month. Rattlers and China Coast are under Restaurants & Retail, those too have been removed from the list as well. The sets on Woodlawn High School (a slight fix to it has been done), Sunrise Mall, and It's a Very Merry Muppet Christmas Movie Review has been taken out from the list as they too has been moved to Photos & Miscellaneous. The result is a much shorter list with a net loss of 7 entries, and Fat Barbie, Fun Maps, and Treasure Ship added.
* The China Coast page is functionally complete!
* Further upgrades on the Waco I-35 page have been made, but the Houston page has been upgraded with new sections on Gessner Road and connecting Westheimer Road with Katy Freeway! In general, the future updates will connect Waco down to Bastrop (through Austin), and Waco will connect to Houston (through College Station).
* Collaborations with South Texas Retail have resulted in another piecemeal upgrade to the chain restaurant list: a fix to Carl's Jr., major upgrades to Fazoli's (how long has that Dairy Queen logo been on that page?!), and a removal of the small RibCrib page in favor of the one in the Waco section. The Kmart list was removed (it's obsolete).
NOVEMBER 30 2020
I spent some time going outside of my usual bubble to see how I might be able to improve my site, and while looking for a map of an obscure (defunct) Minneapolis mall, I stumbled across Lileks.com, which I had previously disregarded as a somewhat hacky "nostalgia" site. True as that may be in places (sorry), it got me thinking about redesigning the site, especially as how the previous version (by the time you read this) was based after another website by an author who, despite some common interests, is a real piece of work and has basically stated outright that if you don't 100% agree with his sociopolitical views, he hates you and regards you as an enemy. (Here at Carbon-izer and its related sites, I try not to alienate anyone, and all are welcome).
Back on redesigning, I do feel that Carbon-izer is very similar to Lileks, in the fact that both are just collections of the author's interest in disparate sub-sites across the greater website. However, there was just one problem...the main "Features" of this site are one of the biggest problems of the site as it is. They vary in size and quality, going from more-or-less photo albums to quirky charts that I put a lot of time into to location lists that aren't restaurants (and the restaurant lists are the other big problem).
Instead of dismantling Features, it has gotten a new name & focus--Scans & Ephemera. Some things have gotten completely rearranged. Everything also got new titles to better match the theme of the title. Is it too big? (Yes. That's what happens when you work on deadlines).
In other news...
* To try to expand Scans & Ephemera and taking a page from Lileks, a new page on Downstown (and the "Fat Barbie" storyline) was added.
* The "Games I've Played" page was updated once more to account for September and October. The thumbnail for this update is from a game again, this time from Full Throttle, but I wouldn't say it's the "Featured Update" anymore. It's just an example.
* The Albertsons San Antonio Division page has been de-linked from the site due to an agreement with South Texas Retail. The Kroger page will also be altered to remove the San Antonio/South Texas stores for the same reason (when his Kroger page is done).
* The various Houston pages have been merged into one big page and Westheimer Road has been updated, including with the new color scheme based on the FM 1960 page. I may change it in the future. This also includes a new Galleria page (still on the old color scheme), which includes several nice things, including pictures of the late Borders bookstore, tequila reviews, accidentally ending up on the roof, and some brief musings on what used to be my favorite computer company.
* Waco's pages have been updated, including Valley Mills and I-35. Sadly, this has been truncated somewhat and not as complete as I wanted it to be. There's a mild update on Riesel's Exxon. Also, there's a real entry on RibCrib which will replace the two-item list in the Restaurant list (which was not updated this time...)
* The College Station page has been updated with a new Texas Avenue page and an updated Harvey Road page. I'm not sure if the black-and-green theme will continue in the future. Right now the blog is paused.
* A custom 404 page has been added (but in this update, has not actually been wired correctly). You'll know it when you see it...
OCTOBER 23 2020
* The featured update is "Sunrise Mall: Director's Cut", but that's not my favorite part...
* ...because what I want the real feature to be is the new City Pages format, featuring the new Temple-Killeen page and with a hybridized directory form from the old City Directory pages. This means the Uptown page has more than two dozen mini-entries, from hotels to strip clubs, all on Westheimer Road. As part of this process, "Houston-Other" has been removed and the College Station-Bryan page got its individual pages removed in favor of University Drive East and Harvey Road (both of which previously were listed on the City Directories page). Waco's is a little different as it doesn't focus on the "current" tenant (this will be smoothed out in future releases) but I envision not only a complete clickable archive so you can go from Houston to the I-35 corridor, but the hope that others will also create their own "worlds" and those all be interconnected, like an old-school webring. The next update will be a bit less janky as more items are added to individual posts and everything begins to get wired together properly.
* The Albertsons page has an updated history, including fixing a picture and adding the acquisition of Kings Food Markets. The closed Kroger list has a few updates and additions.
* In the Video Games department, the "Porting Glider PRO" page has been removed (somewhat already did it) and so has the Steam Banners page (Steam has changed so the banners are more or less obsolete). There's no September games (or October games) page written yet. The number of newspaper articles in the SimCity 2000 newspapers page has been increased just a bit and now at a quarter of what the game offers.
* South Texas Retail has supplied me with more updates than I can reasonably fit on the the Former Chain Restaurant Index. New updates include 59 Diner, Arby's, Bennigan's, Black-eyed Pea, Carl's Jr. (both the "original" restaurants and the recently nearly-extinct "revival" restaurants), Jack in the Box (the Madisonville location closed), Olive Garden (new!), RibCrib (complete!), and Ryan's (also new!). Adding Pelican's Wharf was scrapped for now, maybe it's better for a full page someday.
* The Rattlers page has an update. Wendy's at the local store is gone and one even became a real 7-Eleven!
* The outbound links now has Travis' new blog.
* The China Coast page now covers over half of the chain.
SEPTEMBER 11 2020
"OMG" indeed! This update, from part of a new mural on the former Texas Playhouse, tries to do everything in one (but fails).
* New updates to have been added to all the city sections (except Uptown). To clarify, Waco has updated pages on Franklin TitleMax and Clarion Hotel, with new articles on Catfish King, H-E-B on Valley Mills Drive, and Texas Playhouse. The FM 1960 page still doesn't have Willowbrook Mall. In the future, the "City sections" will be merged into City Directories (coming next update!) while the Uptown section just hasn't had anything added yet. In the meantime, a "Houston - Other" page was added. Ultimately, this may just turn out to be temporary.
* The Bryan-College Station page has been founded with articles taken from the blog (Military Depot on, plus the Randalls/Albertsons page). This is being created in preparation of Blogger changes, which as of this writing, haven't happened yet. It's a young page and not all the pages are up to snuff.
* The number of newspaper articles in the SimCity 2000 newspapers page has almost doubled.
* Thanks to South Texas Retail, many of the Former Restaurants have gotten updated, including Arby's, Bennigan's, Burger King, and McDonald's. More to come in the next update!
* The closed Kroger list received a mild update (also thanks to South Texas Retail).
* The Games section got a minor update. I added NewCity earlier ("impressions" page only) for Reddit, but I just haven't played games much in the last few months. Still, it covers a lot of the good heavy hitters, including Super Mario 64, Hotline Miami, and Riven: The Sequel to Myst. I've also gotten a couple of more stars since writing the Mario 64 review.
* Updated the Albertsons history section, including some minor fixes and expanding the section on Vivek Sankaran.
* China Coast's section also has been updated...Texas City's location confirmed.
* Woodlawn High School Demolition, 2004. Check it out!
MAY 31 2020
I know it's not technically May 31st and several days late but whatever.
* There's a new section on the SimCity 2000 newspapers, which is all-new original content.
* I tear apart Cities: Skylines in this month's games section (covering April and March, but not May).
* The Kroger section has been updated, not only with a new page on Seabrook's Kroger but also (thanks to South Texas Retail) the Kroger stores in south Texas and San Antonio as well! (and on that note, some minor updates to an Albertsons list as well)
* This update page got a new font as well as a few more retroactive "image updates". These only go as far back as they do (the earliest ones never got thumbnails).
* Some very minor updates to the Restaurant Index, including adding back Pizza Hut to the list (for some reason, the link got deleted).
* Finally, the featured update concerns the Confederate House restaurant in Houston, with a thumbnail based on Gone with the Wind.
In the future, as a month is fairly tight, I'll probably "focus" on a particular section of the site, and I have an idea of what to do for next month.
APRIL 18 2020
There's no way I can finish April's update the way I want to, so I basically skipped this one. The Auchan section has been expanded, slightly. Brazos Buildings & Businesses, which I consider to be part of the site, has been updated with four entirely new entries. While not part of the site and rather an independent, affiliated site that I've transcribed articles to and from, The Houston Files has updated with more info on Quality Inn on Southwest Freeway and the many name changes (not just one or two, but NINE!) the motel went through before demolition in 2006. Maybe there'll finally be a new post after nearly a year! Stay tuned to that.
Also, more pictures have been added to the updates page, and in the main page, the Old Games link has a main page direct link.
MARCH 31 2020
* Big update to the Albertsons history section, as well as doing some work to the San Antonio stores.
* Surprise update to the Rattlers page. The missing stores have been found...but I don't know which is which!
* Featured update is Marie Callender's, a feature to the Houston, Waco, and Former Restaurants list.
* Kroger section has been added.
* Additional "retroactive" update pictures have been added.
FEBRUARY 28 2020
* The "Retail Index" has returned as has a new mall directory page (with Grand Avenue Mall maps!). This is all part of splitting "Miscellaneous Stuff" into "Restaurants & Retail" and "Photos & Miscellaneous". Still, a lot of things had to be cut to make the update.
* Some new additions to the former McDonald's list and more importantly, the former Taco Cabana list (given all the closings last month).
* "Life & Times at 5130 Bellaire" is the latest Feature.
* The Katy Freeway section got updated with the 2003 PDF of Memorial City Mall (for real) and a bit on Georgia's Farm to Market.
* FM 1960 has gotten a new page.
* The Games list got another update, which is the "featured" update this time around (The Sims).
* Pictures are being retroactively added to the old update list.
JANUARY 30 2020
* The Richland Mall entry in the Waco section SHOULD be fixed for real this time. Additionally, a new entry was added on a gas station in Riesel.
* The former fast food list got Monterey House added to it and its successor restaurants. Pollo Tropical's list got updated (and a few others including Long John Silver's and the Kettle), but I haven't gotten around to Taco Cabana, which closed a bunch of restaurants earlier this month.
* The "featured update" is a movie review just because I felt like doing it last month.
* The Katy Freeway section got updated with minor updates, Topgolf, and a 2003 PDF of Memorial City Mall.
* Moved the Rad Project under Games to prepare for the splitting of "Miscellaenous" into three new sections, but that part will have to wait until next month.
* The Games Section got a new update...it's on Cuphead.
DECEMBER 26 2019
I really goofed last time and didn't actually update the Former Fast Food entries! So here they should be with Rally's and Red Line! (It's the Featured Update this time around). Other stuff includes...
* An update to the Katy Freeway section. Specifically...Salt Grass Steakhouse, All-Quip Rental Center, Houston's First Baptist Church, T.J. Maxx, 9430 Old Katy Road, PDQ, Village Plaza at Bunker Hill, Block 10 West Office Park (aka The Great Indoors), rewriting the "Wirt Restaurant Row" section, expanding the Memorial City Mall section, Kirkwood (Mac Haik Chevrolet), Dairy Ashford (Kmart), Roomstore, Courtyard by Marriott, and North Eldridge Parkway (Omni Hotel)...but still no logo for the page!
* A new December update to the Games section as well as fixing the formatting of the recent ones.
* One new Houston - Uptown entry: Rusty Scupper on the Richmond strip.
NOVEMBER 29 2019 (v26)
The entire main page received a new update to eliminate some of the sub-pages and bring things like the Fast Food list back to the top. New features include...
* Pictures of a dead McDonald's restaurant in Schulenburg, Texas.
* "Fun maps" of College Station. (The Featured Update)
* A list of Bayport Industrial Development companies from a 1976 publication, re-copied as text.
* New Houston - Uptown entries: Sakowitz, 7979 Westheimer, Water Mill Apartments, Adam's Mark.
* New Waco entries: Richland Mall, Hollywood Video. (TitleMax was fixed)
* New Former Fast Food entries: new additions to McDonald's and TGI Friday's, adding Red Line Burgers and Rally's
* New Katy Freeway section, including ads for the opening of STØR, Price Club, and Sears (Memorial City Mall).
* New "Games I've Played" sections updated to November. The games now have "ratings".
* Added horizontal line breaks in this section.
SEPTEMBER 16 2019
A few changes in revitalizing the Games page with a new format and some new entries. Project Aerostar has been renamed to "Cities" with some pages on Houston and, finally, Waco. A page on China Coast was added...requisite updates to the Fast Food page...and a page on porting Glider PRO was added (featured update). City Directories was abandoned for the time being.
APRIL 13 2019
* Most of the groundwork for this update was last done last time around, so only a few relatively few things have been done, like making little fixes and changes all around. For example, in the External Links page I fixed a few titles and linked and ended up removing the Farscape World link since ultimately I had no real connection to them and it was a flavor of the month interest anyway (in its place is a link to Broken Chains). There was supposed to be a File Archive, but that was scrapped due to concerns over bandwidth cost.
* I created a new section of the site called Project Aerostar. While it technically is a "beta", it is a coalescence of several scrapped ideas for Carbon-izer 24 and the idea of a future for the site. Two of these scrapped ideas specifically were "Less-Old Waco", which would have focused on Waco, Texas on the 1990s until I realized I had no real information on it besides some disparate memories, and "Carbon-izer Snapshots" which would've been a section dedicated to random photos. To promote Project Aerostar as a real new direction for the site and not just a new way of organizing material, a brand-new section on Bastrop, Texas has been added to it (which is the featured thumbnail). Eventually, the Houston Files and the 290 blog will be integrated, but I don't know HOW exactly.
* A minor update to City Directories by adding North Shepherd Drive and removing "Roads of Others", which dealt mostly with the Waco area. This was supposed to be related to "Less-Old Waco" but we've put a stop on that until we can get more of it.
2015-2018
Updates that were added to this site from 2015 to 2018 can be found at this page.